[Smartypants]

Shutterx wrote:

Suicide attempts in Singapore are on the rise, although the number of people succeeding in their bid to officially call it a day is in fact decreasing.

This paradox is not funny, although it does mean that people in Singapore are actually becoming better at failing — in this case, failing to kill themselves successfully.

Sinkies are so bad at killing that they cannot even kill themselves successfully. In fact, the gahmen has to import foreign talents to show Sinkies how to kill themselves properly.