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Old 18-07-2013, 10:13 PM   #1
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A filipino farmer and an eel.... how can this happen?

A filipino farmer and an eel.... how can this happen?


MANILA - Farmers in San Mateo, Isabela have expressed alarm after hearing news that a woman was recently attacked by an eel or "kiwet" while harvesting from a rice field there.

The 52-year-old female farmer reportedly sustained wounds in her uterus after a European eel entered her vagina.

The farmers said the eels damage rice fields in the area.
Female farmers now wear several layers of clothing and bring a stick to ensure their safety when harvesting.

Brigida Pascua and Leticia Galapon said that while some of their co-farmers did not show up due to fear of being attacked by eels, they still went to work since they need to earn money.

"Pano, wala kaming hanapbuhay. Yan ang hanapbuhay namin kaya tiisin namin," Galapon said.

Aside from the rice fields in San Mateo, fields in the 3rd and 4th districts of
Isabela are also being attacked by the eels.

Meanwhile, the provincial agriculture office has yet to determine where the eels came from.

Provincial agriculturist Danilo Tumamao said: "Binubutas nito yung palayan. Hindi kasi ito sa mismong dike bumubutas, sa gitna ito bumubutas kaya nauubos yung tubig ng palayan nila."

"Kritikal yung nasa reproductive stage. Hindi kasi ito pwedeng matuyuan ng tubig kapag nasa booting stage ito," he added.

For now, farmers continue to conduct electrofishing while the government has yet to find a way to drive the eels away.

Female farmer attacked by eel in Isabela | ABS-CBN News
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"Pano, wala kaming hanapbuhay. Yan ang hanapbuhay namin kaya tiisin namin," Galapon said.

Provincial agriculturist Danilo Tumamao said: "Binubutas nito yung palayan. Hindi kasi ito sa mismong dike bumubutas, sa gitna ito bumubutas kaya nauubos yung tubig ng palayan nila."

"Kritikal yung nasa reproductive stage. Hindi kasi ito pwedeng matuyuan ng tubig kapag nasa booting stage ito," he added.
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Old 18-07-2013, 10:33 PM   #5
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Old 18-07-2013, 10:35 PM   #6
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c0ckadoodle mcnugget la. use eel as dildo admit la, tok until like got alien invasion inside her pants.
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smlj news site is this, can mix languages one
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Old 18-07-2013, 10:40 PM   #8
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Their english news cannot translate. Next time pinoy infested sinkies times also quote comment in the language that the interviewee used?
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Old 18-07-2013, 10:44 PM   #9
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"Pano, wala kaming hanapbuhay. Yan ang hanapbuhay namin kaya tiisin namin," Galapon said.
"Pano, we have no jobs. That's what we work so we tolerate"



Provincial agriculturist Danilo Tumamao said: "Binubutas nito yung palayan. Hindi kasi ito sa mismong dike bumubutas, sa gitna ito bumubutas kaya nauubos yung tubig ng palayan nila."

"Kritikal yung nasa reproductive stage. Hindi kasi ito pwedeng matuyuan ng tubig kapag nasa booting stage ito," he added.
Provincial Agriculturist Danilo nail said: "Binubutas continuing the rice. Because it does not itself embankment bumubutas, among them those bumubutas so consumed rice water them."

"Critical those in the reproductive stage. Because it can not dry up the water when it is in booting stage," he added.
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putang ina mo. pruss huan
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The cheesepie got so loose huan?
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Old 18-07-2013, 10:48 PM   #12
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sounds legit.
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Old 18-07-2013, 10:48 PM   #13
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Everything that is a stick also can stuff up the cb to them lah, don't blame the eel chiong your cb when you tried stuffing them up instead
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pinoy pride. even eels hate them.
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Old 18-07-2013, 10:49 PM   #15
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the answer is very simple

the eel is EUROPEAN

EUROPEAN = ANG MOH

PINOYS LOVE ANG MOH

SO STRAIGHT AWAY INSERT THE EEL INTO HER CCB HOPING TO EITHER CONCEIVE AN ANG MOH OR BE ANG MOH.
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