i think United needs to go back to basics
i seriously have no idea if they even train, and what they do during training sessions
seems to me like there’s no coaching sessions, but just 5-a-sides etc
our defense is still erratic
we can’t defend against set plays, corners
our defenders are found wanting and hopeless against headers
we can’t get our act together playing offside traps
we continually playing zonal markings on corners
the same goes for the rest of the field
it’s like “alright boys, we’ve turned the corner ... now go out and play like the time we came back from behind to beat PSG. I have faith in you boys, just as the owners have faith in me. you help me, i help you. we shall all still be at united. happy go lucky. no stress. no pressure. l will take care of the media side. all i need do is turn on my charm offensive to deflect attention on how badly underperforming you guys are - i’ll just smile, and crack jokes (like last night’s they’ve moved the goal posts a couple of inches to the left). I’ll also tell the world we need time. we’re young, and we need to rest and rotate players to save them from burning out. Take heart, we are playing crappy and still in with a shot at the top 4. And no one is talking of relegation possibilities anymore. We are indeed blessed. Arsenal, Spurs, Chelsea aren’t doing any better; masking how bad we are somewhat. The bottom teams are doing us a great favour too. They all seemed to do well against us, and then blow a fuse. Bournemouth, Watford, Newcastle, Brighton, Norwich ... all made us look bad ... but we are still above them. Cheerio. Go out and play with no worries lad !”
Thank God he doesn’t do those class of 92 spirit speeches anymore