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Old 20-04-2020, 07:10 PM   #1
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We pay our Govt scholars to come out with this dabian?

What the flying f they thinking? Are they serious?
https://www.gov.sg/article/battling-the-virus?



Circuit Breaker is a highly advanced robot piloted by a 12-year old girl, Mini Moh.

Backstory:
The girl was volunteering at a nursing home as part of school CIP when one of the patients took a particular liking to her. She then gave the 12-year old a tiara which, when worn, will unleash a humanoid machine – Circuit Breaker.

Powered by solar energy, Circuit Breaker is a biomorphic entity with Mini Moh controlling it through neural signals. Mini Moh is sharp with her words (to hide her insecurities) but has a soft heart.

Abilities:
Hypersonic speed that is above Mach 5.
Can control any digital equipment with a chip in it within a 50 km radius.
Can achieve lossless data compression ratio of up to 1000:1.


Weakness:
Solar power storage of up to 48 hours.



Fake News Buster wields the Mallet of Truth and wears a suit with force enhancing nodes to generate power when knocking sense into people. Otherwise, he is Felix, a corporate cog data cruncher in his late 20s.

Backstory:
Felix was a flat earth believer until he failed his geography in secondary school and could not follow his girlfriend to the same JC. Devastated, he denounced flat earth and all things fake.

With his single-minded focus to study and memorise all the world’s information, he became a walking supercomputer, and a legit Fake News Buster to eliminate what he deems to have cost him his ultimate love.

Abilities:
Walking Wikipedia and Google combined.
Able to decipher big data and cull out facts or known truths.

Weakness:
Maps or anything resembling a map (including suspicious-looking birthmarks) will render him into a temporary state of catatonia.
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Old 20-04-2020, 07:19 PM   #2
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Pls use the money for healthcare resources ty

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Old 20-04-2020, 07:23 PM   #3
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private sector also not much better...rook rike sai too

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Old 20-04-2020, 07:24 PM   #4
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At least gotch effort rah, if notch what forever stuck at PCK era of sing-a-long ah
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Old 20-04-2020, 07:25 PM   #5
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Wfh nth to do mah

So much contact tracing to do need to take a break

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Old 21-04-2020, 02:36 AM   #6
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how much did they spend on this shiet again?
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Old 21-04-2020, 02:37 AM   #7
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Another 500k down the drain.

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Old 21-04-2020, 02:37 AM   #8
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This is tasteless....
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Old 21-04-2020, 02:38 AM   #9
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Ya and they still make hell lot more than u.... How's that for a feel? Lol
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Old 21-04-2020, 02:51 AM   #10
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why are they still wasting precious resources dabbling with nonsense like this instead of dealing with the real issues on hands?
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Old 21-04-2020, 02:54 AM   #11
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why are they still wasting precious resources dabbling with nonsense like this instead of dealing with the real issues on hands?
Some department very free must be. Who's initiative was this, maybe he should come out and explain himself and how these stupid and ugly mascots would make any difference to the current situation.

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Old 21-04-2020, 02:55 AM   #12
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why are they still wasting precious resources dabbling with nonsense like this instead of dealing with the real issues on hands?
because they rather you are angry with kns cartoon characters than angry for them messing up wuhan virus infections in dormitories
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Old 21-04-2020, 02:58 AM   #13
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This sort of story, if you write for Primary 1 exam will fail. No head no tail, no relevance to anything, missing the point completely.
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Old 21-04-2020, 03:05 AM   #14
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70% endorsed it.

We 30% just diam diam
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Old 21-04-2020, 03:06 AM   #15
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