The Watch Thread - Part 11

[Lifewelltravelled]

Imagining the scene...

Some skinny nerdy ginna pi strut in and throw Mercedes car key fob on the table. Then take out his LV wallet and throw on the counter. Try to puff himself up to look more buff but fail. Then he open his mouth and the salesman um chio.. Cos very high and squeaky, like those 12 year old boy going into puberty.

"Erm, excuse me, are you all going to serve me??? I want to buy I Double U C."

Salesman sian, why waste my time, already see you twice before then you just look look see and exclaim aloud in one corner that IWC regulate jin satki..

"Which model ah, sir?"

"I want the...Pilot....... MARK EIGHTEEN!!!" His voice veers off sharply at the end as he suddenly finishes his sentence in a rush.

Salesman wince... CCB, later need to clean watch again.. But no choice, need to serve customer cos this is his job.

The guy take his car key fob and tap it impatiently on the counter. When the salesman looks up when halfway take out the watch, the ginna purposely flash the Mercedes logo, and look very smug.

"Here you go Sir."

"WOwwwwww... IWC ETA CUSTOM WORS. I LIKE!!!!" He squeals.

Then looking a little embarrassed at his emotion, he sits back down sullenly.

"Actually, I can buy everything here one... But I still thinking if I like the design. I'm lumber one IWC fan." He exclaims.

"That's great Sir, do you want this watch? We accept cash, credit... How would you like to pay?"

"Card! Card!" The ginna fumbles with his wallet and whip out one new-looking supp card..

Whoa, satki card.. This lao beh very rich and spoil this kid.. Wa, but the ginna like can hear his thoughts, quickly qualify, "Eh, this one I earn one k, I just using my father card to pay first, will pay him back one. I work very hard for this!"

Sure.... Haiz, another ASK. The salesman packs the watch patiently and then swipe the card. Watch the kiddo sign the receipt.. So weird, why people sign name still add "Lifewelltravelled" at the end. Hands the bag to the ginna. The ginna sashay out of the shop, halfway open up the bag, take out the watch and shake and hold it to his ear...

"YESSS IWC IWC IWC.. WOOHOO... EVERYONE GOING TO WORSHIP ME!!!!!"

Siao eh, the salesman thinks.. Oh well, wish he was less stingy and use his lao beh money to buy Tourbillion.. Haiz... This month how to meet sales target..

hahahaha skinny? i wish. i'm 77kg and 1.84m tall by the way i do mixed martial arts and endurance sports so i dont think i'm skinny LOL. I've been an athlete for many years HAHA. you are sooooooooo damn unhappy with me that you actually dedicated time to write what you wrote. for that, i thank you. in any case, i purchased an iwc pilot chronograph on bracelet that retailed for 10.2k. the strap version was 8.6k. the mark 18 wasnt out then. the mark 17 was retailing at 6.8k. the current mark 18 is 6.2k. haha wanna continue with your stories? you write pretty well.

 

[pwillie]

i have been observing your dealings on carousell and it seems like you have been lowballing your way around and flipping almost immediately. based on this, i assumed that you dont purchase from ADs. and also taking into account your lifestyle (based on my observations on your postings over the past few years) does not seem to match someone who is able to purchase the watches you have brand new.
its just my assumption, i may be wrong. correct me if i am please!

You have been monitoring him for the past few years???
GX you have a stalker!! So exciting

 

[messi7]

New thread liao still bickering ah, really worse than aunties la

 

[TeenTitan01]

Wah lau eh, 1st page only see Ah Sia Kia kaopeh kaobu..
The thread quality is going downhill.. fast.

put that POS on ignore. save bandwidth and data esp if you surf on mobile.

anyway he's a fake ask poser whom I suspect does not even study at smu, cos if smu can admit such sai into their program, says a lot about them. his self-esteem is low, but what's even lower is his eq & character.

for those who had followed his pathetic arrogant posts earlier, that ginna pi troll started implying he knows a lot about and owns merc. but after kena called out by the bros here (and me stating that he's a part-time car valet), this slippery snake started squirming and changed story about what jap car from ma and no merc at home? anyone believe ah?

oh and that uncle seannie is back to his old bad habits again. wtf!

 

[cyrenic]

hahahaha skinny? i wish. i'm 77kg and 1.84m tall by the way i do mixed martial arts and endurance sports so i dont think i'm skinny LOL. I've been an athlete for many years HAHA. you are sooooooooo damn unhappy with me that you actually dedicated time to write what you wrote. for that, i thank you. in any case, i purchased an iwc pilot chronograph on bracelet that retailed for 10.2k. the strap version was 8.6k. the mark 18 wasnt out then. the mark 17 was retailing at 6.8k. the current mark 18 is 6.2k. haha wanna continue with your stories? you write pretty well.

Thanks, just self-entertain. I wrote that in 5 minutes btw..

 

[Lifewelltravelled]

Jiak ba bo sai pang?

Do you know what do watch shops do to earn money?

Why GX cannot? He worked so hard that he's a millionaire now with the business running on its own where he don't need to go office everyday.

Buy simple watches for fun then sell, because he's sick of his Richard Mille and Patek sitting at home because they are also common now.

watch shops are registered business with operating costs and they generate tax revenue for our government. They provide a service and run a business. On the other hand some people who are supposed watch enthusiasts buy watches, post them on the forums and put them up for sale immediately. doesnt sound like a true watch lover to me. but thats just my opinion. who am i to judge?

 

[knightcover]

Lolol come i post a non-shiat watch, but admit first is my laopeh pass down to me one

New thread liao still bickering ah, really worse than aunties la

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[charleslin]

watch shops are registered business with operating costs and they generate tax revenue for our government. They provide a service and run a business. On the other hand some people who are supposed watch enthusiasts buy watches, post them on the forums and put them up for sale immediately. doesnt sound like a true watch lover to me. but thats just my opinion. who am i to judge?

Yeah, who are you to judge? Then you kpkb so much for what?

Reeks of jealousy.

Anyway, not my problem, just killing time before I go gym.

 

[Lifewelltravelled]

put that POS on ignore. save bandwidth and data esp if you surf on mobile.

anyway he's a fake ask poser whom I suspect does not even study at smu, cos if smu can admit such sai into their program, says a lot about them. his self-esteem is low, but what's even lower is his eq & character.

for those who had followed his pathetic arrogant posts earlier, that ginna pi troll started implying he knows a lot about and owns merc. but after kena called out by the bros here (and me stating that he's a part-time car valet), this slippery snake started squirming and changed story about what jap car from ma and no merc at home? anyone believe ah?

oh and that uncle seannie is back to his old bad habits again. wtf!

hahahaha find me proof of me claiming that we own a mercedes? LOL. i never ever claimed to own one dude. dont be so salty. haha come to my house bro, i can drive you around in a 316i, Audi A6 or Lancer EX. you can choose. LOL

 

[TeenTitan01]

wah must correspond on email to discuss feelings then buy watch meh? so guniang one ah?

WTF!!! that violates the MTL, HFTL, GPGT spirit & ethos of this thread!

clearly what that ginna pi poser troll needs is an urgent appointment with a psychiatrist to discuss his "feelings" - hopefully with a positive outcome in terms of major attitude re-adjustment and eq re-tuning.

 

[colonelsoh]

Wa Lau eh. this thread maciam own self talk to own self to massage own balls.

Now where is the watch pic?!

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[Lifewelltravelled]

Lolol come i post a non-shiat watch, but admit first is my laopeh pass down to me one

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NICE WATCH! many floating around for about 1k plus!!! manual winding right? was thinking of picking one up since i dont have a manual winding watch!

 

[colonelsoh]

Suddenly do mma and endurance sports.. knn jack of all trades jin satki.

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[TeenTitan01]

I always go K2 try try try, talk cock w Mr Goh but never hoot..means what?

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face to face bonding with fav watch dealer mah. at least not so guniang to discuss feelings over email... (wtf, uncles like me do email still ok, but now mostly instant message via facebook, whatsapp, line, wechat, etc liao right?

 

[pwillie]

Considering this to be my next shitter

Recently re-issued

 

[knightcover]

Looks delightfully shiatty leh bro

Considering this to be my next shitter

Recently re-issued

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[pwillie]

Looks delightfully shiatty leh bro

But metal bracelet looks to be unforgiving to small wrists, may have to settle for NATO strap

 

[TeenTitan01]

I gonna hoot an ultimate shiatty watch, no time for all these legit stuff...(ok actually i gian srp637)

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was a hot model last year when first released (the hottest in that range is the yellow accented srp639k which I, bro kiosai and other bros also have). you lucky you not gian at that time. now their prices are much better!

 

[Lifewelltravelled]

An excerpt of an email sent to me by my SA just before i purchased my pilot chronograph... Anything wrong with this type of correspondence?

Hello Lifewelltravelled



I hope this e-mail finds you well.

Have you decided which watch to go for Christmas?

We do have both the Portuguese Chronograph and the Pilot Chronograph in stock at the moment if you want to bring your mother in together to have a look.

We also received quite a few new ladies models that were just launched this October if your mother is interested.

Let me know.



Wish you a great day and hope to see you soon!

Kind regards

XXXXXX XXXX
Boutique Manager

 

[TeenTitan01]

Imagining the scene...

Some skinny nerdy ginna pi strut in and throw Mercedes car key fob on the table. Then take out his LV wallet and throw on the counter. Try to puff himself up to look more buff but fail. Then he open his mouth and the salesman um chio.. Cos very high and squeaky, like those 12 year old boy going into puberty.

"Erm, excuse me, are you all going to serve me??? I want to buy I Double U C."

Salesman sian, why waste my time, already see you twice before then you just look look see and exclaim aloud in one corner that IWC regulate jin satki..

"Which model ah, sir?"

"I want the...Pilot....... MARK EIGHTEEN!!!" His voice veers off sharply at the end as he suddenly finishes his sentence in a rush.

Salesman wince... CCB, later need to clean watch again.. But no choice, need to serve customer cos this is his job.

The guy take his car key fob and tap it impatiently on the counter. When the salesman looks up when halfway take out the watch, the ginna purposely flash the Mercedes logo, and look very smug.

"Here you go Sir."

"WOwwwwww... IWC ETA CUSTOM WORS. I LIKE!!!!" He squeals.

Then looking a little embarrassed at his emotion, he sits back down sullenly.

"Actually, I can buy everything here one... But I still thinking if I like the design. I'm lumber one IWC fan." He exclaims.

"That's great Sir, do you want this watch? We accept cash, credit... How would you like to pay?"

"Card! Card!" The ginna fumbles with his wallet and whip out one new-looking supp card..

Whoa, satki card.. This lao beh very rich and spoil this kid.. Wa, but the ginna like can hear his thoughts, quickly qualify, "Eh, this one I earn one k, I just using my father card to pay first, will pay him back one. I work very hard for this!"

Sure.... Haiz, another ASK. The salesman packs the watch patiently and then swipe the card. Watch the kiddo sign the receipt.. So weird, why people sign name still add "Lifewelltravelled" at the end. Hands the bag to the ginna. The ginna sashay out of the shop, halfway open up the bag, take out the watch and shake and hold it to his ear...

"YESSS IWC IWC IWC.. WOOHOO... EVERYONE GOING TO WORSHIP ME!!!!!"

Siao eh, the salesman thinks.. Oh well, wish he was less stingy and use his lao beh money to buy Tourbillion.. Haiz... This month how to meet sales target..

bro cyrenic, must up your points gao gao for your fine prose and creative effort!