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Yesterday night I sleep pretty early, like 12-ish near and there was this sudden watch discussion on that clique WhatsApp group. One of our bros was looking to buy a watch with a budget with around 1,000 SGD and he asked me for advice.
Friend: PAGING FOR AEROLORD (Is this really my real name?!?!)
Friend: Budget 1k can buy what watch ah?
Blue Bird: Eh bro, save your money, 1k watch might as well don't buy
Me: *Already sleeping*
Friend: ???
Friend: Why? 1k watch nothing to recommend ah?
Blue Bird: You no money don't act got money wear a 1k watch
Friend: Wtf?!
There was quite a small heated argument between the two of them, like why the Blue Bird answer when he is not asking him, why should he control his spending, why is he so rude, those kind of argument. Whereas the Blue Bird's Girlfriend was online and is only reading those message and did not even participate to at least stop this argument, you know those evil blue ticks?
Friend: Please, you already have been exposed by our dear hairylord (is this my real name instead?!) that your Tag Royal Oak is fake and you don't even own it. (It does not even exist! What is a Tag Royal Oak?!?)
Blue Bird: Come on, I was only just testing his knowledge on watch, since he also wearing a fake Rolex! Not only that, such a loud Goldlion belt and a pasar malam fake Bottega Wallet..
Blue Bird: Oh wait, did he got you one as well?
My Friend then asked the Blue Bird to show all his watch, I will just share here, if not allowed just drop me a PM, I will remove the pictures or mod just delete this whole post.
IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO REPLICA WATCHES, DON'T PRESS THE SPOILER TAG. THIS MIGHT KILL YOU.
Bro: lol, enough I don't want to argue with you
Blue Bird: Oh course, you can't even afford like 1% of what I have, the total cost here is over 500,000 lol
The next day I woke up and I am like what 500,000, and I proceed to read. I only comment one sentence
Me: LOLOL BITCH PLEASE, 500K WORTH OF WATCH THEN STAY IN HDB, EVERYDAY TREAT GIRLFRIEND EAT MCD AND SHOP AT VALUE DOLLAR SHOP.
He got defensive and start to say nonsense I fake and don't anyhow comment

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Not sure if there will be a part 3, I hope not, he is giving me cancer!!!
Wah, really no task to do, I think I update with a side story, also quite a joke.
There was this one day we have this outing and I was wearing my Custome In Ear Monitor(CIEM), a custom earpiece that only fitted to your ear if anyone does not know what is that.
Because it looks like a whole plastic being put into your ear he thought I was deaf or have difficulty hearing
Me: *Put on CIEM and haven't play music*
Blue Bird: BRO, CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!
Me: *Don't care about him and proceed to choose music, but right now no music is play*
Blue Bird: SO YOU GOT DIFFICULTY HEARING?!?
Blue Bird: HAHA SUCKER!!!
Me: *Realize he is scolding me, decide to hear till the end*
Blue Bird: Poor thing huh? Can't hear properly need to put these hearing aid
Blue Bird: YOU CAN'T EVEN HEAR ME TOO!!!
Blue Bird: *Continue say tons of ********sssssssss*
Friend: HEY MAO MAO (my real life nickname LOL)
Me: *Take off CIEM*
Me: HEY YOU FINALLY HERE!!
Me: Can't take it sia, just now got one dog keep barking beside me
Blue Bird: *Epic disbelieve face*
Friend: Huh?
Me: Oh, someone thought I got listening problem then keep scolding me
Me: I just got selective hearing, especially at filtering bullsh!t
And we both just walk away, and that blue bird face is damn epic I tell you like :O WTF