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Old 26-03-2016, 02:46 PM   #1
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What are some of the best chao keng methods you have seen in NS?

For me the best one I see before is act siao, act depression then go to IMH. After that downpes and posted to some slack vocation.
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Old 26-03-2016, 02:48 PM   #2
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my fren chao keng fell down, pretend dislocated elbow and then later elbow popped back ... then dream up a story that this is the 3rd time it happened ... so they downgrade him perm ... LOL
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Old 26-03-2016, 02:49 PM   #3
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Old 26-03-2016, 02:50 PM   #4
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For me the best one I see before is act siao, act depression then go to IMH. After that downpes and posted to some slack vocation.
kill yourself.....jit tao disrupt....
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Old 26-03-2016, 02:51 PM   #5
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Old 26-03-2016, 02:52 PM   #6
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Old 26-03-2016, 02:56 PM   #7
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My bro is the master of chao keng, can keng until choose to change vocation and then stay out everyday......
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Old 26-03-2016, 02:58 PM   #8
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I have a bad feeling that the MO is going to get a lot of business on Monday but what the heck, pruss wan.. Most of you here have already ORDed or are in SAF!

- Some dude kiaped a raw onion under each arm and went to sleep like that. Woke up next morning looking flushed and feverish and sweaty. Attend C for 3 days. No idea of the science behind it but it works.

- Someone washed his hands in a very caustic substance and ended up with severe skin peeling and abrasions, excused gloves + dirt + grass and a few more I forgot.

- Numerous people kenging siao or possession (we are next to a cemetery so...)

- Some dude faking a coma. Encik came in to squeeze his balls (literally) he still gek..

- Dude drank a whole bottle of Eye Mo because he heard it had a laxative effect. It worked.

- Someone else poured Axe Oil into his eyes to fake conjunctivitis.

- Someone ran around in rubber tights and refused to drink water, sent to hospital for dehydration.

Ok I think I better stop here.. Still got a lot more but I'm already giving too many people ideas.
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Old 26-03-2016, 03:03 PM   #9
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will the medical officer know they are just chao keng but still give them downgrade?
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Old 26-03-2016, 03:04 PM   #10
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Old 26-03-2016, 03:05 PM   #11
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will the medical officer know they are just chao keng but still give them downgrade?
Well.. I WILL say this, even though I'm quite sure there will be colleagues who disagree with me- I rather excuse 100 chao keng cases (so long as they aren't terribly obvious- have seen a guy claiming menstrual cramps, no joke) than miss just ONE genuine one. It'll be one too many.
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Old 26-03-2016, 03:06 PM   #12
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Old 26-03-2016, 03:06 PM   #13
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I have a bad feeling that the MO is going to get a lot of business on Monday but what the heck, pruss wan.. Most of you here have already ORDed or are in SAF!

- Some dude kiaped a raw onion under each arm and went to sleep like that. Woke up next morning looking flushed and feverish and sweaty. Attend C for 3 days. No idea of the science behind it but it works.

- Someone washed his hands in a very caustic substance and ended up with severe skin peeling and abrasions, excused gloves + dirt + grass and a few more I forgot.

- Numerous people kenging siao or possession (we are next to a cemetery so...)

- Some dude faking a coma. Encik came in to squeeze his balls (literally) he still gek..

- Dude drank a whole bottle of Eye Mo because he heard it had a laxative effect. It worked.

- Someone else poured Axe Oil into his eyes to fake conjunctivitis.

- Someone ran around in rubber tights and refused to drink water, sent to hospital for dehydration.

Ok I think I better stop here.. Still got a lot more but I'm already giving too many people ideas.
Useless 1 lah. All these can't down pes.
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Old 26-03-2016, 03:07 PM   #14
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Real soldiers don't keng ,chao keng boys very difficult to success in life
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Old 26-03-2016, 03:09 PM   #15
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i heard the story about the one who act like siao lang keep saying he lost something important, then kena discharged for mental illness and then he says he finally found what he was looking for. His pink IC
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