Manchester United - Theatre of Dreams - Part 36

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Asakura

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Ed Woodward has admitted COVID-19 could impact United's summer transfer window, warning it may not be "business as usual." #MUFC
 

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Ed Woodward has admitted COVID-19 could impact United's summer transfer window, warning it may not be "business as usual." #MUFC

Telling Levy and Dortmund that he is not carrot head. No money to throw at Kane and Sancho.
 

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what is business as usual in his terms ah??

Business as usual

manager wants player.

woodward request for scouting report.

2 months later, report compiled.

woodwards calls for meeting with his football experts.

1 month later, football experts decide player not worth the pricetag, veto purchase.

3 months later, player form skyrockets.

manager wants player again.

woodward request for scouting report again.

2 months later, report compiled again.

woodwards calls for meeting with his football experts again.

1 month later, football experts decide player is worth the inflated pricetag, support purchase.

2 months later, woodward finalises yet again inflated transfer fee with club.

finally 1 month later, woodward finalises contract details with player/agent.

Total time taken to sign 1 player: 1 year

:s13::s13::s13:
 

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Business as usual

manager wants player.

woodward request for scouting report.

2 months later, report compiled.

woodwards calls for meeting with his football experts.

1 month later, football experts decide player not worth the pricetag, veto purchase.

3 months later, player form skyrockets.

manager wants player again.

woodward request for scouting report again.

2 months later, report compiled again.

woodwards calls for meeting with his football experts again.

1 month later, football experts decide player is worth the inflated pricetag, support purchase.

2 months later, woodward finalises yet again inflated transfer fee with club.

finally 1 month later, woodward finalises contract details with player/agent.

Total time taken to sign 1 player: 1 year

:s13::s13::s13:
on the sideline while waiting, he close some sponsors
 

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Business as usual

manager wants player.

woodward request for scouting report.

2 months later, report compiled.

woodwards calls for meeting with his football experts.

1 month later, football experts decide player not worth the pricetag, veto purchase.

3 months later, player form skyrockets.

manager wants player again.

woodward request for scouting report again.

2 months later, report compiled again.

woodwards calls for meeting with his football experts again.

1 month later, football experts decide player is worth the inflated pricetag, support purchase.

2 months later, woodward finalises yet again inflated transfer fee with club.

finally 1 month later, woodward finalises contract details with player/agent.

Total time taken to sign 1 player: 1 year

:s13::s13::s13:

during the 1 year it takes for Ed to sign the player, the player's value sky rockets and his social media influence increases - Ed love it and deems it to be the most clicked report in Twitter. Aka his piano reveal for Alexis. That is worth the extra premium for Ed.

Too cheap, not worthy, expensive = most clicked = must buy.:s12: #EdLogic
 

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Business as usual

manager wants player.

woodward request for scouting report.

2 months later, report compiled.

woodwards calls for meeting with his football experts.

1 month later, football experts decide player not worth the pricetag, veto purchase.

3 months later, player form skyrockets.

manager wants player again.

woodward request for scouting report again.

2 months later, report compiled again.

woodwards calls for meeting with his football experts again.

1 month later, football experts decide player is worth the inflated pricetag, support purchase.

2 months later, woodward finalises yet again inflated transfer fee with club.

finally 1 month later, woodward finalises contract details with player/agent.

Total time taken to sign 1 player: 1 year

:s13::s13::s13:

So now instead of 1 year, he will just take 2 :s13:
 
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