The Hair Thread - Part 4

[dj_flame]

^On the other hand some Singaporeans have a bit of difficulties understanding me - i only have a slight hint of an accent, but tend to speak with alot of American phrases and pop culture references thrown in.

e.g hey buddy, how are you. Living the dream? Me? I'm good, living da vida loca. Well its a glorious Friday, I think we should try to get some libation later on. Nectar of the gods.

Yes I sound like that in real life.

 

[whysoliddat]

Asking for my husband actually, he just needs a hair product to make his hair stand. He's been using Crema for more than 10 years (well exaggerating but you get the idea), will be hard to persuade him to change brands.

Do you really have big...*ehem*...eyes?

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[whysoliddat]

^On the other hand some Singaporeans have a bit of difficulties understanding me - i only have a slight hint of an accent, but tend to speak with alot of American phrases and pop culture references thrown in.

e.g hey buddy, how are you. Living the dream? Me? I'm good, living da vida loca. Well its a glorious Friday, I think we should try to get some libation later on. Nectar of the gods.

Yes I sound like that in real life.

That sounds canadian

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[dj_flame]

That sounds canadian

Very spot on. I spent 4 years living and working by myself in Toronto, and I hung out with the white hipster crowd. Hence the influence.

Edits: Anyways gonna reiterate that using your standard JC english and sounding like a normal Singaporean is far better than putting on an accent. Also, slow down. We tend to speak too fast.

 

[whysoliddat]

Very spot on. I spent 4 years living and working by myself in Toronto, and I hung out with the white hipster crowd. Hence the influence.

I have a few friends from ontario, and newfoundland. Seems like bunch of cool ppl, these canadians.

Heard there's a lot of asian ppl there, eh?

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[dj_flame]

Heard there's a lot of asian ppl there, eh?

That's Vancouver haha. Lots of rich HK/TW/CN families send their kids there.

Think of Canadians as less racist, more laid back Americans.

The hipster scene was blooming the most in New York back then though (circa 2005-2009). Spent the summer of 2008 there and came back with lots of epic experiences.

 

[darthsid11111]

Do you really have big...*ehem*...eyes?

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Has that line ever worked for you? Lolol

 

[whysoliddat]

Has that line ever worked for you? Lolol

What do you mean worked for me? I find girls with big...*ehem*...eyes appealing. Like those anime characters

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[Big Eyes!]

huh? use so long but dunno where to get?

Only salon we know that carries it is at Super Bowl Jurong, super far away!

 

[dj_flame]

Has that line ever worked for you? Lolol

I like "Hey. I couldn't help but notice you. Hi *My Name* here. How's the evening."

Or if she's been checking me out (you can tell) - "Hi please stop staring and talk to me. I don't bite"

Feel free to repurpose the above for yourselves. Tried and field-tested.

 

[whysoliddat]

I like "Hey. I couldn't help but notice you. Hi *My Name* here. How's the evening."

Or if she's been checking me out (you can tell) - "Hi please stop staring and talk to me. I don't bite"

Feel free to repurpose the above for yourselves. Tried and field-tested.

Sadly, only works for amdk

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[darthsid11111]

Sadly, only works for amdk

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You need to up your game and stop asking random ladies about their eyes lah. lolol.

 

[whysoliddat]

You need to up your game and stop asking random ladies about their eyes lah. lolol.

Sometimes i find chinese girls with squinty eyes just as appealing, like my wife.

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[gaoxing84]

I like "Hey. I couldn't help but notice you. Hi *My Name* here. How's the evening."

Or if she's been checking me out (you can tell) - "Hi please stop staring and talk to me. I don't bite"

Feel free to repurpose the above for yourselves. Tried and field-tested.

Just go bua her already Hahahaha

 

[dappergentleman]

I like "Hey. I couldn't help but notice you. Hi *My Name* here. How's the evening."

Or if she's been checking me out (you can tell) - "Hi please stop staring and talk to me. I don't bite"

Feel free to repurpose the above for yourselves. Tried and field-tested.

What a god

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[dj_flame]

Sadly, only works for amdk

Lol, I'm 100% sinkie and I get away with it all the time, "la".

It even works on white girls.

Just remember that congruency is key - you need to reflect confidence and self-assurance in your speech and body language.

Don't give me bull about how my looks matter because if I go to a club, there are 100 other guys who are richer and better looking than me. The ability to make flirtatious and witty small talk is way more important than the so-called holy grail of looks and money lol - this is also a tried and field-tested concept.

Haha this has went from hair discussion to picking up girls. Well played folks.

 

[dj_flame]

Just go bua her already Hahahaha

Boring, there is no poetry in buaing her immediately. I need a challenge.

 

[Big Eyes!]

Do you really have big...*ehem*...eyes?

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You gotta check with the other forummers that I've met before, but I don't think they frequent Fashion & Grooming

 

[deaththeorist]

You need to up your game and stop asking random ladies about their eyes lah. lolol.

Asking MARRIED ladies about their eyes

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[deaththeorist]

Sometimes i find chinese girls with squinty eyes just as appealing, like my wife.

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Neh neh u also another married one

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