Football Talk (Non-serious Edition)

[giggsy86]

Its like they caught him doing something, and calling over the cops.

 

[Wryer]

Arshavin: WTF, I'm 1.7m, and you have two giants trying to mark me in a corner.

 

[ahgohgoh]

Found these on laughfc

Rooney gets nutmegged by schoolboy, Rio's having a laugh

Giggs and olympic gold medal sprinter Darren Campbell in a rather interesting ad..

hahahah the ryan giggs one... like two childish kids playing games and falling out

 

[Jian19]

vds and kyut really buay pai seh

 

[vasilli07]

 

[0385985]

LOL QFT
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[MatrixFanatic]

My 10-point guide to beating Red Swine Flu

I'm in Seattle, and I've been sleepless since Wednesday night. My every waking moment is consumed by an intense, psychotic malaise of uncertainty and fear that has provoked fatigue, cold sweats, muscle aches and nervous coughs.

There's no doubt about it. I've got Manchester United Swine Influenza. Or Red Swine Flu as it's better known.

1. Take out the carrier. Every killer virus has a catalyst and in this case it is the Chief Porker himself, Sir Alex Ferguson. Everything stems from him. My recommendation is to dose his chewing gum with magnesium citrate, the fastest working laxative in the pharmaceutical business.

3. Perhaps the most dangerous of all swine is the Rooney. More compact than normal, with a larger head and shorter legs, it's a very strong, feral beast with limited cerebral mass but extremely dangerous if left to roam. Only way to deal with it is equally savage - I recommend an Alexander Song haymaker tackle in the first minute.

10. When swine are distressed they oink, a persistent moaning sound. United are world-class at this, led by oinker-in-chief Ferdinand. With the oinking comes indiscipline. And the best way to start them oinking is to score an early goal. I suggest this is done by unleashing Van Persie in the direction of the ageing, increasingly suspect, Van der Sar.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo....html?ITO=1490

 

[lyfeforce]

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo....html?ITO=1490

I don't seem to find the article funny. IMO it's done in poor taste.

 

[MatrixFanatic]

I don't seem to find the article funny. IMO it's done in poor taste.

Thus cannot be taken seriously. (Non-serious edition).

 

[CanIsayNo]

It certainly isn't right to poke fun at a disease that has claimed lots of lives.. I don't see how anyone can find that article funny.

I'm guessing he might be asked to issue an apology in the near future for that article.

 

[giggsy86]

Surprisingly, most UK fans dont find it offensive. They seem to think is kind of article is expected of their national papers.

If i am not wrong, this journalist faked a photo of the british soldiers tortuing Iraqi prisoners (but it eventually turned out to be true anyway)...he has totally no ethics. But, he has his freedom of speech.

 

[Michael Shoemaker]

that was mourinho and antonio cassano.

the expression of mourinho was priceless though.

 

[Michael Shoemaker]

 

[jordanskywalker]

My 10-point guide to beating Red Swine Flu

I'm in Seattle, and I've been sleepless since Wednesday night. My every waking moment is consumed by an intense, psychotic malaise of uncertainty and fear that has provoked fatigue, cold sweats, muscle aches and nervous coughs.

There's no doubt about it. I've got Manchester United Swine Influenza. Or Red Swine Flu as it's better known.

1. Take out the carrier. Every killer virus has a catalyst and in this case it is the Chief Porker himself, Sir Alex Ferguson. Everything stems from him. My recommendation is to dose his chewing gum with magnesium citrate, the fastest working laxative in the pharmaceutical business.

3. Perhaps the most dangerous of all swine is the Rooney. More compact than normal, with a larger head and shorter legs, it's a very strong, feral beast with limited cerebral mass but extremely dangerous if left to roam. Only way to deal with it is equally savage - I recommend an Alexander Song haymaker tackle in the first minute.

10. When swine are distressed they oink, a persistent moaning sound. United are world-class at this, led by oinker-in-chief Ferdinand. With the oinking comes indiscipline. And the best way to start them oinking is to score an early goal. I suggest this is done by unleashing Van Persie in the direction of the ageing, increasingly suspect, Van der Sar.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/foo....html?ITO=1490

Yes i am a man u fan, but no i am not here to be sarcastic, but after tonight match, he may have new ways to put in jokes again.

What a disgrace, it's always said that man u fans behave like sh** but he has really throw the face of Arsenal's fan by writing this kind of things

 

[0385985]

that was mourinho and antonio cassano.

the expression of mourinho was priceless though.

why that face??

 

[chengsun]

By the look of the photos emerging from last night, Arsenal striker Nicklas Bendtner not only drowned his sorrows following defeat to Manchester United, but subjected them to a flood of biblical proportions.

The Dane was escorted from the premises of London nightclub Boujis with his trousers hanging halfway down his legs at 4am this morning.

source

 

[spykid]

Now let's see what a particular fan has to say who likes to claim his club players don't indulge going to booze and nightclubs but prefer to go do voluntary work in the name of the club

This happens to almost every footballer who are earning ridiculous wages, my friend.

 

[vasilli07]

 

[jordanskywalker]

wow, so fast the animation version are out already har

i think given a chance, he really will bit the referee

 

[giggsy86]