All Twitter offices are now sealed, with employee badge access shut off. Workers will get an email alert advising them of their status

[asiafrenz]

Where is Twitter STINKapor office ?

Got edmwer working there ?

 

[theMKR]

no friends in twitter.

only in google, bytedance and Facebook.

I guess twitter not so pops among the sinkies.

twitter employs a lot of sinkie, sadded

 

[needhelpbadlynow]

Seldom some someone takeover a company got so many interesting actions, put up a good show for the world see.

same same the netflix drama for uber lo

 

[BlackWing1977]

Elon: 'there seem to be 10 people 'managing' for every one person coding.'

In short.. too many Jiak Liao Bees in the company liao...

 

[theMKR]

I can only say u had not executed a retrenchment plan that involves 50% headcount.
Need lots of planning to prevent undesirable outcome.

whats the worst that can happen?

people clearing out the unused A4 printer paper?

 

[smellyfish]

i say again, how is this sh*t worth $44b?!? it must be the worst spent $44b ever

 

[theMKR]

moi say le ma. he ish tech guy lai de. he go in alreadi ask to see codes le and send his tesla peepur go in le to shadow everything. surely he already copied a backup of all the data la. chiu think onli tweeter got system engineers ma. surely tesla de system engineers no less toopid de ok. he just tloan some over ensure all the DC fully backup another site can le.

again lo which one will want risk go jail de do lo.

tia gong tsla IT ppl paid more than twtr....

 

[xdivider]

In short.. too many Jiak Liao Bees in the company liao...

Wat do u expect when the old ceo gets so defensive when he wanna look at code. He probably wanted to see how many are managers.....

 

[matrix05]

Scared they insert virus, down the servers?

 

[theMKR]

i say again, how is this sh*t worth $44b?!? it must be the worst spent $44b ever

44b is too cheap.

 

[beano]

whats the worst that can happen?

people clearing out the unused A4 printer paper?

Sabotage..

 

[tmkedmw]

moi say le ma. he ish tech guy lai de. he go in alreadi ask to see codes le and send his tesla peepur go in le to shadow everything. surely he already copied a backup of all the data la. chiu think onli tweeter got system engineers ma. surely tesla de system engineers no less toopid de ok. he just tloan some over ensure all the DC fully backup another site can le.

again lo which one will want risk go jail de do lo.

Can send in tesla staff plus disable tweeter's system engineers privileges, why don't do defense in depth instead of just relying on a backup system.

Elon definitely don't want a headline
"Twitter suffer a worldwide outage after he just took over..."

 

[Mistranslated]

Last time SMRT under that lady boss sacked all the veterans engineers then end up mrt reliability suffered.

Will Twitter suffer the same? Maybe fire wrong ppl?

 

[Ethan_]

Elon: 'there seem to be 10 people 'managing' for every one person coding.'

Don't know why can help be reminded of many a mention since last time about local. One person doing work many pairs of eyes watching the person doing work. Think there was even pic meme about it.

 

[nyvrem]

reduce workforce by 50%

give the other 50% of workforce 100% more work

 

[ecAnonymous]

can release the names of those fired? curious to see

 

[needhelpbadlynow]

Can send in tesla staff plus disable tweeter's system engineers privileges, why don't do defense in depth instead of just relying on a backup system.

Elon definitely don't want a headline
Twitter suffer a worldwide outage after he just took over...

tat day news alreadi leeported la he got duno how mani experts from tesla over to tweeter help him take over. moi duno say how mani times le. if any employees want to sabo de ish must prepare FBI CIA find them ok. better run fast leave USA.

those working outside USA de forget it. they are useless.

 

[Balian]

7.5k people work there only? how can be worth 44 b

instagram had 13 employees when facebook bought it for US$1billion

 

[ghregular]

ok i know now
elon bought 44billion twitter to be a dictator
i really cant figure out

 

[theMKR]

Where is Twitter STINKapor office ?

Got edmwer working there ?

capitagreen lor....