[Official] Let's laugh at Manchester United!

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🚨 ANOTHER MATCH, ANOTHER HISTORICAL DAY FOR ERIK TEN HAG! 🤯⬇️

Records BROKEN so far this season :

‣ ManU hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost 6 of their first 10 games in all competitions since 1986, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until 10Hag

‣ No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competitions history until 10Hag

‣ Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't conceded 18 goals in the opening 10 games since 1967, until 10Hag

‣ Gala hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost back to back games against Newcastle since 1972, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 3+ goals in back to back CL games, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until 10Hag

‣ ManU haven't had as few as 9 points from the first 7 games since 1989, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't conceded 4 goals in a CL group game in 28 years, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost BACK-TO-BACK Games at Old Trafford with a 0-3 scoreline, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost the first Two Away games since 1973-74, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until 10Hag

‣ Brighton had never won twice in a row at Old Trafford, until 10Hag

‣ Gala hadn't scored in or won an away goal in CL since 2015, 3 in 1 game as soon as they met 10Hag

10Hag also holds the record of The Worst Defeat suffered by a ManU Manager This century. 😮‍💨

& many more, It's over Character limit now! 😮‍💨
 
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GoneNuts said:
🚨 ANOTHER MATCH, ANOTHER HISTORICAL DAY FOR ERIK TEN HAG! 🤯⬇️

Records BROKEN so far this season :

‣ ManU hadn't lost 13 games by Christmas since 1930, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't gone 4 games in a row without scoring since 1992, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost 6 of their first 10 games in all competitions since 1986, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost 8 of the opening 15 games in a season since 1962, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never lost 6 of the opening 14 games of a PL season, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost 5 of their first 10 games at Old Trafford since 1931, until 10Hag

‣ No English club had ever conceded 15 goals in the CL group stages in the competitions history until 10Hag

‣ Newcastle hadn't won at Old Trafford since 2013, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't conceded 18 goals in the opening 10 games since 1967, until 10Hag

‣ Gala hadn't won a game on English soil in 117 years of existing, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never lost the opening 2 CL group games, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 7 goals in the opening 2 CL group games, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost back to back games against Newcastle since 1972, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 3+ goals in back to back CL games, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost 4 of the opening 7 games in PL history, until 10Hag

‣ ManU haven't had as few as 9 points from the first 7 games since 1989, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't conceded 4 goals in a CL group game in 28 years, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost BACK-TO-BACK Games at Old Trafford with a 0-3 scoreline, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never lost at the Tottenham Hotspur stadium, until 10Hag

‣ ManU hadn't lost the first Two Away games since 1973-74, until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 2 goals in the opening 4 minutes of a PL game at Old Trafford, Until 10Hag

‣ ManU had never conceded 23 shots in one game at Old Trafford in PL history, Until 10Hag

‣ Brighton had never won twice in a row at Old Trafford, until 10Hag

‣ Gala hadn't scored in or won an away goal in CL since 2015, 3 in 1 game as soon as they met 10Hag

10Hag also holds the record of The Worst Defeat suffered by a ManU Manager This century. 😮‍💨

& many more, It's over Character limit now! 😮‍💨
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The only reason y I dislike him cos he destroyed cr7 career in mu & he lied to him as well. No sympathy towards him & his daft sarporters. His actions shows nth but fos. U see his attitude when mu was trailing behind, no anger nth, just go back sit down relax & tcss, yet he was being compared to Sir Alex lul. Too daft liao I cannot rofl lmfao 😂
 
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alfonsoyy said:
The only reason y I dislike him cos he destroyed cr7 career in mu & he lied to him as well. No sympathy towards him & his daft sarporters. His actions shows nth but fos. U see his attitude when mu was trailing behind, no anger nth, just go back sit down relax & tcss, yet he was being compared to Sir Alex lul. Too daft liao I cannot rofl lmfao 😂
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I agree
And he kick de gea out
And now wanna banish sancho
Sancho is hanging on!!!!!!
Wont be too long anymore
And de gea is holding out for a re_join back too
Hope even cr7 come back!!!!!
 
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If they don't focus on defending, they will get whacked big time. Something gotta give way
 
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alfonsoyy said:
Wat do u feel when u see ETH games?
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Eth is just desperately trying not to lose.

He has little tactical awareness or plans. He literally fielded the same squad and tactic that Ole last played.

At best, he's a discipline master. He likes to banish players away if they don't obey him. So players like Ronaldo, De Gea, Sancho are banished.
 
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Wat do u feel when u see ETH games?
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Tried to do different from predecessors. Whole team press. Want to hold and dominate possession, sound like LVG

So he’s failing big time. Cos highly paid spoilt professionals don’t like to run and sweat too much, want to look nice on and off pitch. Risk of injury is costly monetarily.
 
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Hyruga said:
Eth is just desperately trying not to lose.

He has little tactical awareness or plans. He literally fielded the same squad that Ole last played.

At best, he's a discipline master. He likes to banish players away if they don't obey him. So players like Ronaldo, De Gea, Sancho are banished.
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Martial is the next one
 
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