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Wah jin sianz about Moomoo! :(

Moi deposited $100 on Monday, till today haven't gotten moi $20 cash coupon in moi account... :(

Texted the CSO still haven't reply yet... :(

When ask moi deposit money very fast reply, now asking for moi reward very slow reply... :(
 
Okmolly

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crimsontactics said:
Good morning RPC Bros and Sis! :(

Life ish hard in SG! :(

This morning moi eat one breakfast already spent $12.50! :(

2 x onion and egg prata, 1 bowl of mutton curry with meat and 1 teh... :(

Really need Monday's $10 million Toto to survive! :(
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You just need inheritance rah. I need just $1 million then can liao
 
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Travis_Touchdown said:
curryz nahz... fri riaoz suddenly kena arrowed to do presentation which moi notch familiar wib yet... hengz scrape through... :s27::frown:
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U need come edmw more often. If u struggle with presentations it means you never learn the dua pao dua kang sabo skills that every self respecting edmwer should have to varying degree

Then also need use cancerous English to confuse and waste their time
 
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Tony.Manero said:
U need come edmw more often. If u struggle with presentations it means you never learn the dua pao dua kang sabo skills that every self respecting edmwer should have to varying degree

Then also need use cancerous English to confuse and waste their time
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He need to watch how Steve job do presentation. Example this is crimson. He look like this. And he is piak piak king and troll king.. Need to include some humor into it.
 
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Okmolly said:
No no no. It is a tough job need to entertain female customers and that what he will say
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That will be a troll response. I know of a friend who can Inheritance around or more than him and still became real 20k edmwer.

In before friend = ts
 
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Okmolly said:
He need to watch how Steve job do presentation. Example this is crimson. He look like this. And he is piak piak king and troll king.. Need to include some humor into it.
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The stage is dimly lit. A single spotlight shines on Steve Jobs, standing center stage, wearing his iconic black turtleneck and jeans. The audience sits in silence, waiting for the magic.

Steve Jobs (smiling): "Today... we are here to talk about something revolutionary. Something that will change the way you think, the way you feel, the way you troll."

The screen behind him flashes with a mysterious figure—CrimsonTactic—bold letters slowly appearing.

Steve Jobs: "This... is CrimsonTactic."

The crowd murmurs. The suspense builds.

Steve Jobs: "Who is he, you ask? Well, let me show you."

A picture of CrimsonTactic appears—comically exaggerated, sunglasses on, standing tall like a digital legend.

Steve Jobs: "CrimsonTactic is the Piak Piak King. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he is the undisputed master of piak piak."

The crowd chuckles.

Steve Jobs: "You see, most people post once, maybe twice. But CrimsonTactic? He piaks every hour. Sometimes every minute. He’s relentless."

Steve leans in, the spotlight narrowing.

Steve Jobs: "But CrimsonTactic isn’t just about quantity. Oh no. He’s a true artist, the Troll King of EDMW."

A photo of CrimsonTactic throwing shade and trolling appears, with exaggerated speech bubbles full of snarky comments.

Steve Jobs: "He can turn any thread into pure chaos in seconds. A simple 'WLWLWL' from him? The thread explodes. People don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or report it to the mods."

Steve Jobs gestures grandly as if revealing the iPhone for the first time.

Steve Jobs: "This... is the future of trolling. And CrimsonTactic leads the way."

The screen now shows a pie chart, labeled 'Troll Efficiency' with CrimsonTactic dominating the graph.

Steve Jobs: "Other trolls? They try hard. But CrimsonTactic? Effortless. Just two letters—'MYBFD'—and boom. Thread derailed. It’s like watching art in motion."

The crowd is in stitches by now.

Steve Jobs: "So, if you ever find yourself on EDMW, and you see CrimsonTactic’s name pop up, you better watch out. Or join in. Because that, my friends, is how legends are made."

The screen goes dark, and Steve Jobs stands there, smiling, as if he just announced the first iPhone.

Steve Jobs (grinning): "One more thing... if you’re not ready for the troll revolution, you’re already behind."


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The crowd erupts in laughter and applause, knowing they’ve just witnessed a presentation unlike any other.

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That’s how Steve Jobs might introduce the unstoppable force that is CrimsonTactic!
 
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Tony.Manero said:
That will be a troll response. I know of a friend who can Inheritance around or more than him and still became real 20k edmwer.

In before friend = ts
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Haha. Aiya never use own skill. If use inheritance everyone also can become rich
 
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Spike said:
The stage is dimly lit. A single spotlight shines on Steve Jobs, standing center stage, wearing his iconic black turtleneck and jeans. The audience sits in silence, waiting for the magic.

Steve Jobs (smiling): "Today... we are here to talk about something revolutionary. Something that will change the way you think, the way you feel, the way you troll."

The screen behind him flashes with a mysterious figure—CrimsonTactic—bold letters slowly appearing.

Steve Jobs: "This... is CrimsonTactic."

The crowd murmurs. The suspense builds.

Steve Jobs: "Who is he, you ask? Well, let me show you."

A picture of CrimsonTactic appears—comically exaggerated, sunglasses on, standing tall like a digital legend.

Steve Jobs: "CrimsonTactic is the Piak Piak King. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, he is the undisputed master of piak piak."

The crowd chuckles.

Steve Jobs: "You see, most people post once, maybe twice. But CrimsonTactic? He piaks every hour. Sometimes every minute. He’s relentless."

Steve leans in, the spotlight narrowing.

Steve Jobs: "But CrimsonTactic isn’t just about quantity. Oh no. He’s a true artist, the Troll King of EDMW."

A photo of CrimsonTactic throwing shade and trolling appears, with exaggerated speech bubbles full of snarky comments.

Steve Jobs: "He can turn any thread into pure chaos in seconds. A simple 'WLWLWL' from him? The thread explodes. People don’t know whether to laugh, cry, or report it to the mods."

Steve Jobs gestures grandly as if revealing the iPhone for the first time.

Steve Jobs: "This... is the future of trolling. And CrimsonTactic leads the way."

The screen now shows a pie chart, labeled 'Troll Efficiency' with CrimsonTactic dominating the graph.

Steve Jobs: "Other trolls? They try hard. But CrimsonTactic? Effortless. Just two letters—'MYBFD'—and boom. Thread derailed. It’s like watching art in motion."

The crowd is in stitches by now.

Steve Jobs: "So, if you ever find yourself on EDMW, and you see CrimsonTactic’s name pop up, you better watch out. Or join in. Because that, my friends, is how legends are made."

The screen goes dark, and Steve Jobs stands there, smiling, as if he just announced the first iPhone.

Steve Jobs (grinning): "One more thing... if you’re not ready for the troll revolution, you’re already behind."


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The crowd erupts in laughter and applause, knowing they’ve just witnessed a presentation unlike any other.

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That’s how Steve Jobs might introduce the unstoppable force that is CrimsonTactic!
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faster in before juz a simple nonono from @crimsontactics :s12::s22::frown:
 
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