[Official] Let's laugh at Manchester United!

[manutd168]

Hope to see Manure finish 17th

Next weekend vs Wolves big 6 pointer game!

RA focus on Europa
He simply bo chap for bpl

 

[manutd168]

The bottom 3
Cfm relegated de

 

[steven jialat]

RA focus on Europa
He simply bo chap for bpl

Got chup or no chup for BPL also like that

Manure fans need to wake up

 

[orhneeorh]

every placing is worth GBP 3 million prizr money right?

 

[SongManKranji]

How much top team gets dah
1. Xxxx
2. Xxxx
3. Xxxx
4. Xxxx
5. Xxxx

 

[Milo-Dino]

Jialat la.. Finish so low... The prize money for league placing gonna be much smaller...

Later sir Ratcliffe tell the players they need pay for season parking for their cars.

 

[Zorroh]

RA focus on Europa
He simply bo chap for bpl

Even if relegated it doesn’t matter. MU should just focus on winning the Champions League, all the more impressive if coming from a Championship club

 

[skyliner34]

Yes Manure have already broken records this season.

Their least points tally in EPL era was 58, last season.
Even if Manure win all remaining 6 games this season, they will only have 56. So this record has confirmed been broken.

Their least wins in an EPL season was 16 in 21/22.
Even if Manure win all remaining 6 games, they will still just equal that record. Fail to win just one of the remaining games will break that record (VERY LIKELY).

Their most losses in an EPL season was 14, last season.
Manure already have 14 losses this season. So they have already equalled that record. Lose just one more and that record will be broken (VERY LIKELY).

Their least goals scored in an EPL season was 49 in 15/16. They now have 38, means they need to score 12 more in the next 6 games (i.e. at least score 2 per game) to prevent a new record.

Their most goals conceded in an EPL season was 58, last season. They have already conceded 45 this season. They can max concede 12 more goals in the last 6 games (i.e. concede no more than 2 per game) to prevent a new record.

With so many trophies and records this season, one open top double deck bus wont be enough for Manure to parade all the prizes. Maybe need 3. Or maybe need bendy double-deck open top buses.

It truly is a fantastic season for Manure and its fans!

need at least 1 more bus for the "EULORPA LEAGUE" and "WE BEAT LIVERPOOL 2-2" trophies

 

[skyliner34]

daily reminder to focus on goals and look ahead!

HISTORIC QUADRUPLE STILL ON!!!

1) EPL - Relegation avoiders and EPL top 15 finisher
2) EURLOPA Leauge - Winners. 5-0 vs Spurs in the Final
3) EPL top scorer - HOLDJUND. score at least 5 goals per match for the remaining games
4) BALLON D'OR and GOLDEN GLOVE - ANTHONHY the GOAT and ONNANA

IN AMORIN WE TRUST!!!!!!

 

[phoenix76]

Even Mothership also celebrate

Manchester United loses 4-1 to Newcastle, guaranteed worst finish in Premier League era

 

[steven jialat]

Manure were 4 pts off top 4 when Amorim took over

And now they are just 3 pts ahead of 4th from bottom

 

[phoenix76]

Manure were 4 pts off top 4 when Amorim took over

And now they are just 3 pts ahead of 4th from bottom

And they have slightly progressed from 13th then to 14th now.

 

[weiwuxian]

 

[Milo-Dino]

And they have slightly progressed from 13th then to 14th now.

Is OK. They are progressing! Trust the process!

It's OK even if they relegate next year... As long as they show bright sparks like what @kimsix said.... Play well first half but capitulate in second half means it's still all good.

 

[Ashton]

The last time Newcastle did a double over Manure was the 1930-31 season - almost 100 years ago.

Wow.

Amorim is really a once in a hundred years kind of talent.

We thought the luffs will be over after Ole, but ETH proved us wrong.
Then we thought after ETH the luffs will really be over, but Amorim says hold my beer!

 

[tomicaguy]

They have a good partner in Spurs.

 

[phoenix76]

The last time Newcastle did a double over Manure was the 1930-31 season - almost 100 years ago.

Wow.

Amorim is really a once in a hundred years kind of talent.

We thought the luffs will be over after Ole, but ETH proved us wrong.
Then we thought after ETH the luffs will really be over, but Amorim says hold my beer!

They have run out of managers. And good ones will no longer want to go manure because anything manure touches turns into ... manure!!!

 

[phoenix76]

Got chup or no chup for BPL also like that

Manure fans need to wake up

Got ah they got wake up. They wake up every Monday morning to news of defeat having a good first half.

 

[Zorroh]

The last time Newcastle did a double over Manure was the 1930-31 season - almost 100 years ago.

Wow.

Amorim is really a once in a hundred years kind of talent.

We thought the luffs will be over after Ole, but ETH proved us wrong.
Then we thought after ETH the luffs will really be over, but Amorim says hold my beer!

Amorim has surpassed all his predecessors but it is not clear who is the greatest contributor to the current state, Amorim or attacking goalkeeper Onana?

https://www.facebook.com/share/r/1AMPDz4Nok/?mibextid=wwXIfr

 

[Atilas]