[Official] Let's laugh at Manchester United!

[Milo-Dino]

Barca just won the La Liga title.........good for Frenkie de Jong not to leave Barcelona to join MU despite pressure from the owners.......or else he will be banging his balls everyday just like others who made that mistake of signing for this cursed 16th club......

He got scared off after looking at donny van de beek

 

[Milo-Dino]

Now I know Manure is a shite club that turns good players into shite and destroy players' career, once they are out of that shithole they start to perform to their potential

Next time clubs look at man utd players for bargain hunting

 

[hctawsgs]

I bought a draw tonight. Think the portugese fraud will park the bus, and also Chelsea is without Jackson.

 

[spyder81]

DYCHE FOR MANURE!

Dyche is a better manager for manure since they will be fighting relegation every season.

Long ball, sign 2 tall strikers to head the ball down for Fernandes to score. Play like Wimbledon. Double footed tackles and when losing grab other players balls.

 

[SongManKranji]

I bought a draw tonight. Think the portugese fraud will park the bus, and also Chelsea is without Jackson.

if u hoot HT & FT draw odds 17.00 buay pai dah

 

[steven jialat]

Dyche is a better manager for manure since they will be fighting relegation every season.

Long ball, sign 2 tall strikers to head the ball down for Fernandes to score. Play like Wimbledon. Double footed tackles and when losing grab other players balls.

Can sign back Weghorst + Zirkzee upfront

Terrifying strikeforce

 

[kennysme]

Dyche is a better manager for manure since they will be fighting relegation every season.

Long ball, sign 2 tall strikers to head the ball down for Fernandes to score. Play like Wimbledon. Double footed tackles and when losing grab other players balls.

heheh...you're talking bout my favourite don Vinnie?
In an incident in February 1988, Jones was famously photographed covertly grabbing Paul Gascoigne by his testicles during a league game for Wimbledon against Newcastle United

 

[SongManKranji]

Moi Thai kok sauce text me take Chelsea win 4-0 or 5-1. Songz scoring dah

 

[SongManKranji]

@dotarian007 just recd text from thai kok sauce "Take chelsea win 4-0, 5-1"
@freshvibes how dah.

 

[dotarian007]

@dotarian007 just recd text from thai kok sauce "Take chelsea win 4-0, 5-1"
@freshvibes how dah.

waaa the odds sibei tempting lol

 

[Joseph12]

This is stupid

I thought for big clubs they literally got unlimited jerseys for matches From labels like Adidas
And after matches some clubs will auction signed Jerseys for charities


Emi Martinez said Adidas will give like hundreds or thousands of Messi Jerseys before internationals to Argentina FA and the FA give them away like hotcakes

 

[cyke69sg]

This is stupid

I thought for big clubs they literally got unlimited jerseys for matches From labels like Adidas
And after matches some clubs will auction signed Jerseys for charities


Emi Martinez said Adidas will give like hundreds or thousands of Messi Jerseys before internationals to Argentina FA and the FA give them away like hotcakes

Cos even the sponsor don't want to waste money giving out ManU jerseys. No one wants them.

Messi jersey of course people want. ManU jersey not Messi jersey. Only in your own world.

 

[kimsix]

I see Yamal play, sibei talented player. Hope he dun burn out & become another great player like Pele

I think also highlight this season EPL, like no talking points. very bland season in terms of football quality.

LL got Yamal vs Mbappe vs Flick anyhow attack vs Goatony-meme
Ligue1 got enrique special without mbappe
Bundgelisa got Xabi final hurray vs Kompany newbie vs Musiala vs Kane
Serie A got Inter CL surprise vs Napoli surprise vs Bologna

EPL memorable footballing is salad got a good start but peters out nearing contract extension, and how citeh self destruct and bottlers keep bottling and of cos el clownico Utd vs Spuds trolling for UCL spot

 

[SongManKranji]

Cos even the sponsor don't want to waste money giving out ManU jerseys. No one wants them.

Messi jersey of course people want. ManU jersey not Messi jersey. Only in your own world.

I dun mind having 1 MU jersey. I wash my lorries with it. I take pic than upload here.

 

[SongManKranji]

waaa the odds sibei tempting lol

Mai tu liao dun put too much. My thai kok sauce seldom text me.
Disclaimer if lose mai blame me ah. To me betting 10x lose 11x dah.
Must be able to lose & still behave well & gd is shiok

 

[cyke69sg]

I dun mind having 1 MU jersey. I wash my lorries with it. I take pic than upload here.

That's why the sponsor don't give out anymore.

Must be all the ManU players after games throw their jerseys into the stands then people use it to clean car clean floor clean toilet

Not a good thing for sponsor name to be doing cleaning.

 

[SongManKranji]

I be washing moi cars. Lorries. Toilets

 

[djkopikat]

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/articles/cpw7xpp275xo

Manchester United co-owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe has seen his wealth fall by £6.473bn - more than a quarter of his fortune - in the last year, according to the latest Sunday Times Rich List, external.

The 72-year-old's wealth has declined from £23.519bn to £17.046bn in the past 12 months.

He has slipped from fourth to seventh on the annual list of the UK's 350 richest people.


No wonder so stingy cannot afford give free tix lol