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BMT should teach navigation especially during 1st night for people like him to swim to the correct place. He is national team swimmer but don't know navigation & end up wrong place to get caught.


This one came out of the papers, from RI or RJC, really hilarious siah ;):s13::s13::s13:
 

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Was in Gryphon Coy for BMT,stayed in NDU for 6 years and reservist in Tengah Airbase after that.

-Prowling in Tekong gives me the creeps esp at the mini jetty near the ferry terminal.Not forgetting our sergeant advised us to cross the bridge quickly near coy line cos someone say something previously.

-When I was in NDU,heard of mysterious old man with a small child.Not forgetting Xiao Hong and Xiao Bai.

-In Tengah,always hear the sounds of pots and pans banging at Malcolm Canteen.Tengah Inn and medical centre also got problem one.A RP friend told me their bunks on the slope were not clean cos one of their RPS was smoking outside the bunk facing the main road when an old man asked him for a ciggie.A reservist officer told me there were 2 fellow officers who were fooling around with their NVGs at night near the Ama Keng forested area when they spotted a lady in white flying from tree to tree shrieking.Another 2 officers heard rough Japanese voices in the same area when on exercise at night.There were many other stories from Tengah too....
 
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Once i was doing guard duty as gate ic
Then this bangla driving those big lorry for trimming of tree branch drove in

I signal for him to stop first and he thumbs up me so I closed the barrier first (remote switch)
The bangala then proceeded to ram through the barrier and the whole barrier koya-ed

The guard house csm kept threatening to charge me and sign 1206
Things got big until the division hq csm MWO came down to investigate

But the MWO was very impartial and tolf the MSG to review the cctv
In the end the video showed quite obviously that it was the bangla fault

Knn hentakaki regular MSG keep trying to push blame onto me now lanlan suck thumb
 

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Anyone rem 2353535?

PCB...of course i remember that....and Monkey God :mad:

these 2 words sent shivers down all the chao recruits' spines from the day they were told that BMT was Nee Soon Camp in the early 90s.:(

whenever it was time for PT, we would all try to ask the other coys in 7BTS if the PTI that day was Monkey God.
EDIT: Some of the BMT coys face a portion of the PT field, so if they were lucky they could see or even hear if the PTI was Monkey god.
If yes, lol, the queue to report sick was all the way to Orchard Road:s13:

one time during Log PT and suay suay it was conducted by the Monkey God himself, he pointed to and shouted at my group that was holding a log "Eh Specky, why you never hold the log higher?!!", followed by "Gentlemen, someone sabo all of you. Lamppost 1 go!"

but you know the **** thing was....there was no one wearing spectacles in my group!!
PCB! Just an excuse to tekan us. :(

Still shudder whenever i think of Monkey God:(
 
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** sia this sort, lose means lose liao...no chance given in private world, what more in the military?

You don't know regulars (especially the scholars) depend a lot on ranking one meh? Hahah

Somemore it was a ranked exercise :s13:

My CO also said I very evil, never give chance
 

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that ** legend MONKEY GOD :s22::s22:

went for recourse but also kena his lesson

his pt is :s22:

PCB...of course i remember that....and Monkey God :mad:

these 2 words shivers down all the chao recruits' spines from the day they were told that BMT was Nee Soon Camp in the early 90s.:(

whenever it was time for PT, we would all try to ask the other coys in 7BTS if the PTI that day was Monkey God.
EDIT: Some of the BMT coys face a portion of the PT field, so if they were lucky they could see or even here if the PTI was Monkey god.
If yes, lol, the queue to report sick was all the way to Orchard Road:s13:

one time during Log PT and suay suay it was conducted by the Monkey God himself, he pointed to and shouted at my group that was holding a log "Eh Specky, why you never hold the log higher?!!", followed by "Gentlemen, someone sabo all of you. Lamppost 1 go!"

but you know the **** thing was....there was no one wearing spectacles in my group!!
PCB! Just an excuse to tekan us. :(

Still shudder whenever i think of Monkey God:(
 
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PCB...of course i remember that....and Monkey God :mad:

these 2 words sent shivers down all the chao recruits' spines from the day they were told that BMT was Nee Soon Camp in the early 90s.:(

whenever it was time for PT, we would all try to ask the other coys in 7BTS if the PTI that day was Monkey God.
EDIT: Some of the BMT coys face a portion of the PT field, so if they were lucky they could see or even hear if the PTI was Monkey god.
If yes, lol, the queue to report sick was all the way to Orchard Road:s13:

one time during Log PT and suay suay it was conducted by the Monkey God himself, he pointed to and shouted at my group that was holding a log "Eh Specky, why you never hold the log higher?!!", followed by "Gentlemen, someone sabo all of you. Lamppost 1 go!"

but you know the **** thing was....there was no one wearing spectacles in my group!!
PCB! Just an excuse to tekan us. :(

Still shudder whenever i think of Monkey God:(

Need rulai or da mo then can tame him.
 
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Elephant hill, 1am, just finish a defend exercise. Me and my buddy lie on a small hill slope to rest. A girl in red float up to a big tree infront of us. She was humming a very old china song in her mouth like ee ee ee. My buddy body turn cold and his face was green. We dare not move,hoping she cant see us among the grass slope. 2 min have pass.suddenly she gaze at us!yes she was looking at us! I grab my buddy frozen arm and both of us ran faster then our top 2.4 timing towards the nearest officer tentage!!!!!
 

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seriously in real war, the Col think that our enemy will not play dirty? our enemy will call his handphone to inform him of their next move? :s13::s13:

Scholar mah - they usually have everything mapped out swee swee for them :s13:

Many can't react or think fast enough on their feet once we change the rules of engagement :D

Of course, we know the "tricks" of the computer wargame system and how to game it =:p
 

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"K" camp guard house supposed to have water cooler installed outside for prowler or sentry to refill water.
So the day when the contractor come, CSM also never tell the GCom and left the camp.
GCom just let contractor install the water cooler inside the air-conditioned room :s22:
CSM want to issue extra also didn't :s13:

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Once i was doing guard duty as gate ic
Then this bangla driving those big lorry for trimming of tree branch drove in

I signal for him to stop first and he thumbs up me so I closed the barrier first (remote switch)
The bangala then proceeded to ram through the barrier and the whole barrier koya-ed

lol wtf man......
 

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Boh lah, just a few choco bars :s13:

I mean appointment rank - he is CO of blue, I am CO of red mah

Sometime i feel nsf officers performed better than some senior regular officers in term of planning and management on both ops n admin.
 

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My PTP intake a lot of bengs & I am good boy. Got one time, I (19 year old) & small beng (16.5 year old) fight openly until PL mates stop us & we decided to settle after light off at night. While waiting for him, I standby SAF swiss army knife at one hand. End up he never came & I fall asleep. Wake up, my hand got small cut & bleeding. I never feel so stupid in my life before.

During BMT, there will be additional PL created in each Coy for whole unit. So my Coy throw CMI RECs & 3SGs (1 man from each section & 1 spec from each PL) PTP phase to form 1 new PL for BMT phase. I think as good boy, I am outcast by my PTP section mate & they are happy that I move out from them. End up a blur & weak REC take over me in my section & my whole section beg PC to ask me return back to their section but no avail. Hahaha, karma for laughing at my new deployment to new PL.

My cousin say if you are outcast in your platoon they will at night tie your hands and legs and then strip you and put snake powder, camou or anything on your "little bro", whole body, is it true?

So scary..
 

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that ** legend MONKEY GOD :s22::s22:

went for recourse but also kena his lesson

his pt is :s22:

I still wondering why is he called Monkey God? I remember another PTI at Nee Soon. His initials were S A Tan. Wear specs one. But quite ok fellow.
 

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I still wondering why is he called Monkey God? I remember another PTI at Nee Soon. His initials were S A Tan. Wear specs one. But quite ok fellow.

cos he looks like monkey, top half head big and big ears. SA tan I also got see before, quite ok guy. the kim jio face pti I suppose you got see before also then.
 

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During my bmt time, got this ****** dig nose and shoot infront, kana one of the OC ji tao pump us all....after that we give him a good massage insai our bunk and toilet for this ******..
 

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Got 1 time the tekong food really darn bad. The chef not around or something. for lunch our rice was hard like left over rice cold 1, then the hotdog is also quite cold. give us bread????? Mushroom soup also luke warm.

That's it for lunch. No 1 wanna eat sia, All complain..Next day called to lecture room tell us, it's not that the food sucks. It just that the atmosphere and the design of the environment not good that's why we think the food is not good when it's actually very good..Simi logic, so we talk back and say why not you eat your own food. "we are not allowed to eat etc..." all kidda ********.

After that good for a week then back to ****.
 

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Got 1 time the tekong food really darn bad. The chef not around or something. for lunch our rice was hard like left over rice cold 1, then the hotdog is also quite cold. give us bread????? Mushroom soup also luke warm.

That's it for lunch. No 1 wanna eat sia, All complain..Next day called to lecture room tell us, it's not that the food sucks. It just that the atmosphere and the design of the environment not good that's why we think the food is not good when it's actually very good..Simi logic, so we talk back and say why not you eat your own food. "we are not allowed to eat etc..." all kidda ********.

After that good for a week then back to ****.
Aiya is liddat de. During bmt even my oc and the regulars all also say cookhse food beh gan... As much as they dont like still have to eat

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