Cow down to the Great North American Eclipse

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_eclipse_of_April_8,_2024

Spoiler

*it doesnt mean end of da worlds.

 

[buttbERry]

still got a few weeks

 

[eggie011]

Long way to go

 

[Hahahaman]

Deejizz X......

 

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9:30pm....

 

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[Shion]

when will sg see one ?

 

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[TehOPengSiuDai]

Wonder will have more earthquakes, tsunamis or storms and whatever bizarre weather phenomenon on that day or not?

 

[CI]

This 2024 one looks to be even more epic than the 2017 eclipse.
https://science.nasa.gov/solar-syst...olar-eclipse-different-than-the-2017-eclipse/

Hoping to see some incredible shots like this one (from 2017):

 

[cosmothecat]

End of the world?

 

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End of the world?

A 4.8-magnitude earthquake hit New Jersey and shook New York City just days before a solar eclipse will bring darkness across the land and a month or so before a dual emergence of cicadas, which are basically locusts with dietary self-control.

Conspiracy theorists were quick to pounce on these developments with ridiculous postulations, but thankfully, there’s a simple explanation: God hates us and we’re all about to die.

When confusing natural phenomena occur, I always turn to the wisest among us, and Friday was no different. Not long after the quake was reported, Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene posted on social media:

“God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come. I pray that our country listens.”

She put a “praying hands” emoji at the end, which is a signal that this is serious.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opin...sey-eclipse-end-times-conspiracy/73218744007/

 

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https://www.newsweek.com/new-solar-eclipse-map-places-moon-block-sun-1886082
https://www.newsweek.com/solar-eclipse-2024-list-places-path-change-1886394

 

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NASA will launch rockets into the total solar eclipse on April 8
Or, more specifically, into the moon's shadow in the ionosphere.
https://www.space.com/nasa-sounding-rockets-april-8-solar-eclipse


CERN to test world's most powerful particle accelerator during April's solar eclipse to search for 'invisible' matter that secretly powers our universe
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/science...ccelerator-smash-particles-solar-eclipse.html


No, CERN won't open a portal during the April 8 eclipse. That'd be impossible | Fact check
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2024/04/05/solar-eclipse-cern-portal/73216088007/

 

[TimsTom]

First batch of zombies to appear and lead us into the age of zombie apocalypse

 

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Free eclipse livestream:

2024 Total Solar Eclipse: Through the Eyes of NASA (Official Broadcast)

2024 Total Solar Eclipse: Through the Eyes of NASA (Telescope Feed)




Solar Eclipse Sounding Rocket Launches from NASA Wallops Flight Facility (Official Broadcast)

 

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Looking ahead to a rare solar eclipse | CBC News special

 

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According to Crowley's later statements, on 8 April he heard a disembodied voice identifying itself as that of Aiwass, the messenger of Horus, or Hoor-Paar-Kraat. Crowley said that he wrote down everything the voice told him over the course of the next three days, and titled it Liber AL vel Legis or The Book of the Law.[53] The book proclaimed that humanity was entering a new Aeon, and that Crowley would serve as its prophet. It stated that a supreme moral law was to be introduced in this Aeon, "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law," and that people should learn to live in tune with their Will. This book, and the philosophy that it espoused, became the cornerstone of Crowley's religion, Thelema.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleister_Crowley

 

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