独孤阵法....official 称霸武林

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Recently many people realize that Sinkies fighting that time will fall down during punching or kicking, or if facing AMDK, 5 vs 1 also cannot takedown.

We need to come up with a better strategy.....that leads to 阵法

1) The effect must be greater than the sum of 2 or more BBFA
2) Easy to learn and execute
3) Maximize the advantage of BB.....if any.

So lets brainstorm the 'moves' , and we refine to 一招半式
 

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孤独 or 独孤 got tum balek or not.

Good point....but if you become a certified member of the 阵法, then you won't be孤独 (BBFA) anymore....anytime can jio others to do line dance and practise.....

but

孤独,一般是指形单影只的孤身独处。 古人云:“幼而无父曰孤,老而无子曰独”。 其实,孤独既是一种与他人和社会隔离的生存状态,更是一种超越现实的心灵体验和精神状态

so if use 孤独 macham like 1 person fighting....
 

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Recently many people realize that Sinkies fighting that time will fall down during punching or kicking, or if facing AMDK, 5 vs 1 also cannot takedown.

We need to come up with a better strategy.....that leads to 阵法

1) The effect must be greater than the sum of 2 or more BBFA
2) Easy to learn and execute
3) Maximize the advantage of BB.....if any.

So lets brainstorm the 'moves' , and we refine to 一招半式

I teach you. If in a fight regardless 1v1 or 1 vs multiple opponents the first thing you need to do is find a corner that way no one can attack you from behind and you will not fall down easily.

You force the opponent to come to you instead and you can strategise your attacks.

Next while making determined eye contact you start stripping your shirt, pants and if you can remove underwear that’s gonna add bonus to your attack power.

The reason for stripping is no sane person will want to see a stranger naked, Especially a BBFA. The sight of your sweaty, naked and disproportionate body will induce stress and a willingness to flight instead of fight in your opponents.

If you are lucky at least 50% of them will start backing off from you as the calculate the risk vs reward subconsciously in their minds.

It is at this stage of uncertainty that you can prepare your attack. Firstly rub your hands slowly and deliberately on your sweaty armpits, your ball sacks and your anus while eyeballing them.

Bonus to your attack power if you are smiling while you are rubbing.

Next suddenly rush the one closest to you and and rub your hands all over his face and shove your fingers into his mouth.

This opponent will very likely give up and run away. Then you aim the next opponent so on and so forth.

In the unlikely situation you get counter rush revert back to the war corner and prepare your hands again in similar fashion (armpits ball sacks and anus).

Rinse and repeat your attack as before and I am very sure you will be the last man standing when the police shows up.
 

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as above

救命绝招 - 酸浓出海

第一阵式 - 打肿脸皮真胖子
 

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longer version of the Kopitiam fight: Round 2
See how many times each side fall down roll over?

 
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