You Will Never Ride Alone (During the 7th Month)
Actually, make that “You Shouldn’t Ride Alone (During the 7th Month)". If you’re not Chinese, you’re probably unaware that the most important social event in the Chinese Calendar is coming up: ie. the Hungry Ghost Festival, also called the 7th Month.
Why should you care? After all, in the rest of the world, also called the American Empire, there’s Halloween – a mock-serious day for kids to celebrate the occult and the scary.
Not the case, when it comes to the Chinese version. Our Halloween is legitimately more scary - and a whole lot longer. According to the Chinese, the gates of Hell open for 30 freaking days during the 7th Lunar Month, letting all manner of spirits, demons and ghosts of the netherworld spring forth to wreak havoc in our world.
This is why, according to tradition, more deaths occur during this month, as any physical dangers are increased due to otherworldly mischief. Coincidentally, new ventures, such as starting new businesses, or buying and moving into new homes, all but cease during this period, as the Chinese believe it is bad luck.
As an intrepid cyclist and a 4-time-daily dog walker, when the 7th month rolls by each year, I am filled with a mixture of dread and defiance. Dread because if you think about it, lots and lots of people have died in the couple of thousands of years homo sapiens walked this Earth. That’s a f-ton of spirits. And defiance because, like terrorism, if you are frightened by this into changing your way of life, even for 30 days, then they have won.
This is why every year at about this time, I seek out group rides the way your MP only turns up when it’s time to canvass your vote. Here’s what I learnt about joining a group ride, how to get into one, and proper group riding etiquette to follow.
Why join a riding group?
Safety in numbers is the first reason, although if you are a bad roadie, that might not actually apply.
The second reason to ride in a group is the help everyone can lend to each other when any member has a technical or accident. This includes X-times the number of spares for things like tubes, allen keys or even isotonic fluids.
Third, riders in a group can spur each other to have more fun, ride further and ride harder. If you’re all by your lonesome pedaling-damnit, you’ll be much more tempted to end a ride when you’re fatigued. Compare that to carrying on just to impress that hawt group ride member of the opposite sex (or same sex, if you like that).
You’ll reap the benefits with more fitness, more motivation to ride, and more satisfaction from each ride. Humans are social animals after all, and being in a group ride will lift your spirits and make you feel much more connected to your fellow living humans – especially pertinent if your group is joined midways by something that isn't human, so to speak.