Chit Chat with Mommy 👍🏻 🗓 ⛪️🎼 ✝️

[SecretAgent]

yup, hahahaa sometimes i also miss a few posts cos there's really too many pages
to think someone is so free to read up so many pages back, lol

 

[daryl76]

say me ah? lollllll

mai sensitive hor, lol

 

[SecretAgent]

 

[zheng]

Add on... if you want some ang mo pai type of curse, prease feel free to adapt the one below

"I curse their head and all the hairs of their head; I curse their face, their brain (innermost thoughts), their mouth, their nose, their tongue, their teeth, their forehead, their shoulders, their breast, their heart, their stomach, their back, their womb, their arms, their legs, their hands, their feet, and every part of their body, from the top of their head to the soles of their feet, before and behind, within and without.

I curse them going and I curse them riding; I curse them standing and I curse them sitting; I curse them eating and I curse them drinking; I curse them rising, and I curse them lying; I curse them at home, I curse them away from home; I curse them within the house, I curse them outside of the house; I curse their wives, their children, and their servants who participate in their deeds. I (bring ill wishes upon) their crops, their cattle, their wool, their sheep, their horses, their swine, their geese, their hens, and all their livestock. I (bring ill wishes upon) their halls, their chambers, their kitchens, their stanchions, their barns, their cowsheds, their barnyards, their cabbage patches, their plows, their harrows, and the goods and houses that are necessary for their sustenance and welfare.

May all the malevolent wishes and curses ever known, since the beginning of the world, to this hour, light on them. May the malediction of God, that fell upon Lucifer and all his fellows, that cast them from the high Heaven to the deep hell, light upon them.

May the fire and the sword that stopped Adam from the gates of Paradise, stop them from the glory of Heaven, until they forebear, and make amends.

May the evil that fell upon cursed Cain, when he slew his brother Abel, needlessly, fall on them for the needless slaughter that they commit daily.

May the malediction that fell upon all the world, man and beast, and all that ever took life, when all were drowned by the flood of Noah, except Noah and his ark, fall upon them and drown them, man and beast, and make this realm free of them, for their wicked sins.

May the thunder and lightning which rained down upon Sodom and Gomorra and all the lands surrounding them, and burned them for their vile sins, rain down upon them and burn them for their open sins. May the evil and confusion that fell on the Gigantis for their oppression and pride in building the Tower of Babylon, confound them and all their works, for their open callous disregard and oppression.

May all the plagues that fell upon Pharaoh and his people of Egypt, their lands, crops and cattle, fall upon them, their equipment, their places, their lands, their crops and livestock.

May the waters of the sea and other waters which they use, drown them, as the Red Sea drowned King Pharaoh and the people of Egypt, preserving God's people of Israel.

May the earth open, split and cleave, and swallow them straight to hell, as it swallowed cursed Dathan and Abiron, who disobeyed Moses and the command of God.

May the wild fire that reduced Thore and his followers to two-hundred-fifty in number, and others from 14,000 to 7,000, usurping against Moses and Aaron, servants of God, suddenly burn and consume them daily, for opposing the commands of God and Holy Church.

May the malediction that suddenly fell upon fair Absolom, riding through the wood against his father, King David, when the branches of a tree knocked him from his horse and hanged him by the hair, fall upon these untrue people and hang them the same way, that all the world may see.

And may all the vengeance that ever was taken since the world began, for open sins, and all the plagues and pestilence that ever fell on man or beast, fall on them for their openly evil ways, senseless slaughter and shedding of innocent blood.

I forbid all men or women to have any company with them, eating, drinking, speaking, praying, lying, going, standing, or in any other deed-doing, under the pain of deadly sin.

I discharge all bonds, acts, contracts, oaths, made to them by any persons, out of loyalty, kindness, or personal duty, so long as they sustain this cursing, by which no man will be bound to them, and this will be binding on all men.

I take from them, and cast down all the good deeds that ever they did, or shall do, until they rise from this cursing.

And, finally, I condemn them perpetually to the deep pit of hell, there to remain with the Devil and all his fellows, and their bodies to the wilderness, first to be hanged, then ripped and torn by dogs, swine, and other wild beasts, abominable to all the world. And their candle (light of their life) goes from your sight, as may their souls go from the face of God, and their good reputation from the world, until they forebear their open sins, aforesaid, and rise from this terrible cursing and make satisfaction and penance."

teng lang 打小人 咒语

 

[MochaMaverick]

 

[Ayumix6]

 

[ClassyNFabulous]

you done a FAQ... frequently asked questions about it too?

where's it? can I read it?

faq it as in f*c* it. can’t spell in full, wait tio points buay Hu buay Hu again.

** is u followed by k

 

[MochaMaverick]

d

Hahah SA kk missing chiur ATBs ah??

 

[ClassyNFabulous]

mai sensitive hor, lol

no la…..just found it familiar

 

[GarnetDragon]

神奇网红女侠来了

祝大家周末愉快，吃饱饱，笑哈哈、精神好 （不要做笑狼）

神雕俠侶，我來也 ！
祝你周六愉快，早午晚餐吃的飽，哈哈大笑，笑狼滾開！
開開心心的過生活！

 

[GarnetDragon]

@GarnetDragon @sexeyXR

hope u all are as happie as me today liow. Lets just jiak bbbb and put all the unhappie incidents behind!

Yesh de, 娘娘。
Let's all forget all abt dat tioking points incident, we'll put dat behind us, dat ish sho yesterdae yo!
Taime to be bouncy and happie yea !

 

[GarnetDragon]

I do see funny users pop in once a while trying to strike a conversation too.

but this person definitely got read thru everyone posts..

else why not repork someone like ayumix who is a modi obsessor!

Hmmm... ok . maybe that person happens to be a fan of modi too!

Morling Agent mate !
Happi TGIS Super Saturday ahead~
Yea man, huai moi sia?
Ayumi and I post Bollywood GIFs too!
Meanwhile, me posted a cxcx GIF le, but gotch hounded for it yeowch !

 

[ClassyNFabulous]

@GarnetDragon @sexeyXR

hope u all are as happie as me today liow. Lets just jiak bbbb and put all the unhappie incidents behind!

sigh, besides tio points, got other “accusations” and got posts deleted.

sibei suay to kena more than 1 issue in a day. *yawnzzzzz*

 

[needsomeadvice]

Goot morleng eberyhuans!!

 

[daryl76]

no la…..just found it familiar

hahahahahahha at least u are genuine person mah, meet up and verify liao

 

[EXIDBeast]

good morning,@EXIDBeast kor kor.

good morning kb bro

 

[GarnetDragon]

good morning sis , hru doing?
i am still in the office and probably going back around 10pm plus today;

Hey hi bro, me ish doing fine !
Am keeping meself hydrated, it's anutha sweltering day!
Ooh, at least ur office ish air conditioned ?

 

[EXIDBeast]

Goode morleng Beast mate !
Happi TGIS Super Saturday ahead~
Yew seem well rested and refreshed after a nite of goob sleep!

Good morning garnet mm, actually i slept quite late yesterday but somehow woke up early today

 

[zheng]

u miss your atb liao is it

 

[GarnetDragon]

Yes stay happy. I like this forum as informative and a great place to chit chat. Totally no point in arguing with anyone. Getting unhappy over minute stuff in the forum is pointless too.

So lets get back to good food and happy stuff lol

Yessu Sango mate, imma put all dat hooha behind mi nao. Dwelling on negative stuffs ish no gd wor .
Let's all chatter happily and hab gd laffs on da forums, jiak yummie delish foodies, and most imptly, be velly belly happie ~!