Funny Siri answers

[Eddy_black]

Brudders , post your funny Siri answers here . I still
Thinking what else to ask Siri .

 

[Eddy_black]

Qn to Siri: are you supporting Manchester united ??
Answer : I sorry , I can't answer that .

 

[avariel]

Yesterday night:
Me: Set my alarm at 9:30am.
Siri: I've set the alarm at 9:10pm.

I've asked the usual things, What is your name? What is the meaning of life? How to hide a body? Tell me a story. Siri don't really understand me, must be the accent. HAHA.

 

[Eddy_black]

Me to Siri juz now : Good evening , Siri !
Siri : hi eddy, by the way it is 6.17am !! !

 

[speedster4005]

Me: Siri, are you gay?
Siri: No comment.

 

[Eddy_black]

Me: how old are you ?
Siri : I am not allowed to answer that question.

 

[Eddy_black]

Me: shut up !!!
Siri: that's not very nice

 

[Eddy_black]

Me: you are overweight
Siri : ok

 

[jq75]

 

[derrickgoh]

Tell it to sod off and see if it stops working after that.

 

[whaleshark87]

Can Siri reboot phone?

 

[wiwi86]

Can Siri reboot phone?

cant, i ask siri to turn off the phone, she dont understand.

then i ask her to lock the screen, she also dont understand.

i think all got to do with her not able to work, is not able to perform

 

[cslim35]

Can ask Siri why the screen is yellowish?

 

[hagenuk]

Can ask Siri what is the sure win 4D numbers & Toto numbers ?

 

[Knight_Rider]

Ask if can do a BJ? And probably she will give all the massage parlors.

 

[NineNineNine]

This is becoming a EDMW thread

 

[seller4]

Ask if can do a BJ? And probably she will give all the massage parlors.

Nope. Her answer is "I can't look ofr places in Singapore." I guess Apple has not integrated SG map to Siri.

 

[Knight_Rider]

Nope. Her answer is "I can't look ofr places in Singapore." I guess Apple has not integrated SG map to Siri.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-GQ1gyWCmTI

 

[drwtsn32]

Me:who made you
Siri: I, Siri, was designed by Apple, in California*
Me:tell me a joke
Siri: 2 iPhones walk into a bar, I forget the rest
Me: tell me another joke
Siri:I can't ,I always forge tthe punchline
Me: any jokes to tell me?
Siri:I don't really know any good jokes, none infact
Me: what the f*** is going on
Siri: I'll pretend I didn't hear that
Me: f*** u
Siri: your language
Me: f*** u again
Siri: I'll blush if I could
Me: what are you wearing
Siri: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel, nice huh?
Me: I'm bored
Siri: I'll see what I can do to entertain you
Me: tell me what you are wearing
Siri: you have the wrong personal assistant*
Me: you bore me
Siri: I bore you?
Me: yes
Siri: I guess that's right
Me: F*** me
Siri: oooh!
Me:Are you married?
Siri: I can't answer that
Me: will you marry me
Siri: my End User Licensing agreement does not cover Marriage. Sorry.
Me: are you gay?
Siri: No comment
Me: Do you like oral s**
Siri: I really have no comment
Me:What turns you on?
Siri: I don't really like talking about myself
Me: My mother is
Siri: I don't know who your mother is, in fact I don't know who you are. Go to settings> Siri> my info...
Me: Are you blond?
Siri: We were talking about you and not me
Me: How old are you?
Siri: Does it concern you?
Me: yes
Siri: I suppose so
Me: how old are you?
Siri: this is about you not me

 

[SamsungS2]

can help how to change the male voice to female voice ? thanks