I am not offended by the analogy. I am old enough (through dial-up, ADSL, Cable and Fibre internet, through DOS, Windows 95 to Windows 11, through Slackware/Rednat Linux to Ubuntu) so that I will not be offended easily.
But to be straight -- your comments or analogies like this are without technical merit and like a troll to me already.
Let's focus on the technical side. It is perfectly okay to have different opinons on a technical side. And it is often useful to learn from the other side -- I actually play with different QoS/SQM as well on OpenWRT.
You may want to compare your contribution to this forum with
@hwzlite. He has always provided very good technical insight with data to backup, which I will respect even though I may not agree with his point in this paticular issue. In fact I do agree there are some use cases he is actually right.
I am not an expert in home networking area -- that is why I mentioned to quite some pms I do not answer technical questions using pms, but prefer to answer in the forum so that real experts can correct me in case I am wrong.
Prove me wrong using technical side as I see that you are pretty capable in the technical side. But please, do not use useless analogy to try to argue for the sake of argument.