how I remember the PAP MPs

[Sofero]

Got add the latest?

Labour chief Lim Swee Say told the media yesterday at a grassroots event that he wants to make today's low-wage jobs into tomorrow's jobs of the future.

 

[VoteWisely]

just updated with more quotes

 

[VoteWisely]

update with yaacob ibrahim de quote

 

[ahtancw]

lim boon heng was my MP many moons ago. Prophesied to him once that he will cry on TV and it came to past.

 

[Neon92]

Jokers who make a fool of themselves

 

[VoteWisely]

bump//////////////

 

[skylight87]

got good one also....MP David Ong

MP David Ong dropped down to the hospital this afternoon at 2pm to deliver an air purifier personally and has managed to get 10 air purifiers and 10 air coolers for St Luke's Community Hospital

 

[mryang]

sarpork and plus one for TS

 

[Caulibeam]

suddenly tpl looks mild in comparison.

 

[SGman90]

this is the impressions i have of them...

Alex Yam
- scold his cck residents for not understanding the plight of the pinoy drummer

Baey Yam Keng
- singaporeans should reflect whether they are acting like pigs to China ppl
- “The Singapore Food Museum could tell us why Hong Kong noodles did not originate from Hong Kong, why we cannot find Sing Chew Bee Hoon in Singapore, why our Hainanese chicken rice is different from that found in Hainan Island, and why Yu-Sheng is popular here but not in China.

Charles Chong
- Call Singaporeans "lesser mortals"

Chan Chun Sing
- kee chiu
- "you go to Peach Garden, you eat the S$10 XO Sauce chye tow kuay (fried carrot cake), you can be quite happy right? Because you are satisfied with the service and so on. On the other hand, you can go to a hawker centre, even if they charge you S$1.50, you might not want to eat it if the quality is not good.”
- general of lanfang republic

Cedric Foo
- 'White horse' classification......
the term was used to identify sons of influential persons to ensure such enlistees were not given preferential treatment.

Gan Thiam Poh
- on PM salary
"The PM is our leader, he has to be responsible for 3.5million of people. Thus his salary can follow that of the population. One dollar per person for a year, would add up to 3.5 million dollars. The PM is generous to give everyone a discount."

Goh Chok Tong
- TPL drag down my performance
- Found "steel" in tin pei ling
- victim of own success
- net happiness
- "Retrenchment is good for singapore. If there is no retrenchments, then I worry."
- I would want to form an alternative policies group in Parliament, comprising 20 PAP MPs. These 20 PAP MPs will be free to vote in accordance with what they think of a particular policy. In other words, the whip for them will be lifted. This is not playing politics, this is something which I think is worthwhile doing.
- Fair-weather Singaporeans will run away whenever the country runs into stormy weather. I call them "quitters.

Halimah Yacob
- "For example, the price of chicken may be rising fast, but we can encourage Singaporeans to turn to alternative sources of protein, such as fish"

Indranee Rajanee
- put up a wayang show for Prince William's singapore visit

Janil Puthucheary
- never do NS

K Shanmugam
- want to sue blogger, cannot find scroobal
- minister of foreign AFFAIR

Khaw Boon Wan
- $8 bypass surgery
- send old people to JB
- HDB flat size remain unchanged for the past 15 years
- Smaller Medisave means you're lazy and work less

Lee Hsien Loong
- “I give you an example: you put out a fun podcast, you talk about ‘bak chor mee’; I will say “mee siam mai hum”, then we compete.”
- chilli & onion to prevent rain
- on Mas Selamat "What to do, it already happened. Lets move on"
- Make China environmental jokes to US businessmen*
""Beijing residents joke that to get a free smoke all they have to do is open their windows!""
"[In] Shanghai, if you want some pork soup, you just turn on the tap,’" he said.
His audience appeared doubtful if that was good taste, until he added: “That's their joke, not mine!’’
- "Is it better to take your medicine sooner or stretch it out? Take medicine once or two times? I prefer to make my medicine early..."- PM Lee Hsien Loong on reason for hike on GST from 5% to 7%
- "GST hike is to help the poor."
- People support CPF cuts because there are no protest outside parliament.
- People could buy frozen food instead of more expensive fresh food" "They could opt for house brand goods, which cost less than others.
- Right now we have Low Thia Khiang, Chiam See Tong, Steve Chia. We can deal with them. Suppose you had 10, 15, 20 opposition members in Parliament. Instead of spending my time thinking what is the right policy for Singapore, I'm going to spend all my time thinking what's the right way to fix them, to buy my supporters votes, how can I solve this week's problem and forget about next year's challenges?"

Lee Kuan Yew
- "REPENT"
- "I stand corrected"
- walk out when TPL giving her speech
- no amount of engineering can prevent flooding.
- If he has to shoot 200000 students to save China from another 100 years of disorder, so be it.
- everybody knows he has a hatchet, and is waiting for you in the cul de sac
- "If you don't include your women graduates in your breeding pool and leave them on the shelf, you would end up a more stupid society...So what happens? There will be less bright people to support dumb people in the next generation. That's a problem."
- Without the elected president and if there is a result, within two or three years, the army would have to come in and stop it.
- “Please do not assume that you can change governments. Young people don’t understand this”
- The cure to all this talk is really a good dose of incompetent government.
"Your security will be at risk and our women will become maids in other people's countries" (Lee senior told the Straits Times on Thursday, adding that it is "absurd" for Singaporeans to quarrel about ministerial pay and warned that Singapore would suffer if the government could not pay competitive salaries.)

Raymond Lim
- Based on figures provided by ComfortDelGro, Singapore’s biggest taxi operator, cabbies are pocketing about $11 more a day, earning about $318.
Lim Hng Kiang
- I regret making the decision because, in the end, the baby continued to be in intensive care, and KKH now runs up a total bill of more than $300,000..." (regretting the decision to save a baby's life because KKH ran up a $300K.)
- Save on one hairdo and use the money for breast screening."

Lim Swee Sway
- cheaper better faster
- feel rich looking at the CPF
- Ask workers to "bite 3 bullets"
- opposition will form rojak govt
- we are deaf to all these criticism

Lim Wee Kiak
- no high pay , no dignity
- tell low thia khiang to tune up his hearing aid during white paper debate

Penny Low
- use hp during national anthem

Lui Tuck Yew
- MRT breakdown
- Say oppositions = mushroom, PAP = tree
- PRC bus drivers strike due to lower wages, suggest to rectify by bus fare adjustment in 2013

Mah Bow Tan
- new flats are affordable
- invent COE, ERP
- spend S$400k to rename Marina Bay to Marina Bay

Ng Eng Hen
- "Cutting Ministers' pay won't trim fat. You're getting a
bargain for the ministers' pay. As a surgeon, I worked half as much
and made 5 times more."

Seah Kian Peng
- abuse of authority and tell LTA officer not to issue summon at the people who park their cars illegal at his grassroot event party

Seng Han Tong
- tio beaten up, and then tio burn
- some SMRT ppl speak bad English because of their ethnicity

Sitoh Yih Pin
- those nv vote for me, better cooperate
- "When a candidate goes campaigning, it is like stepping into the boxing ring. At the sound of the bell, ding ding, he steps forward to throw his punches. The more punches he throw, the more shiok he becomes."

Tharman Shanmugaratnam
- can buy flat with $1k salary
- "received director's fee" but "not involved in Indonesia's forest burning"

Tin Pei Ling
- kate spade
- i don't know what to say

Vikram Nair
- Nigeria scam
- drink "death water"
- "I am not PAP attack dog"

Vivian Balakrishna
- "Do you want to eat 3 meals in the Hawker Centre, Food Court or Restaurant?"
- spend S$400k to rename Marina Bay to Marina Bay
- Youth Olympics Expenditure Over Budget by 300%
- Flooding, Not Ponding.
- “If you want to dance on a bar top, some of us will fall off the bar Top. Some people will die as a result of liberalising bar top dancing… a young girl with a short skirt dancing on it may attract some insults from some other men, the boyfriend will start fighting and some people will die.”
Wong Kan Seng
- Mas Selemat (either he still in singapore or he is not in singapore)

Lawrence Wong
- after PM exchange speech's audience tio sexpose got many PAP members, damage control that its just so happen that only a handful are PAP members, and they are minority.

Yaacob Ibrahim
- Singapore flooding = once every 50 years event
- want to turn malay into a foreign language instead of mother tongue

Zainudin Nordin
- Gang rape is democracy in action

Teo chee hean
- what do you think?

 

[SGman90]

make it sticky til 2016.

 

[SGman90]

another one by kbw.no need to study so much.

 

[ahkrong]

bookmarked!!!

 

[Assoc Prof Tan Sri]

The 2nd point for DPM Tharman is WRONG. He is NOT Minister of Law and FA....

 

[dark_aLLeY]

Grace Fu
- dengue patient try to avoid getting bitten by aedes mosquito

 

[SGman90]

Grace Fu
- dengue patient try to avoid getting bitten by aedes mosquito

really is disgraceful.as if the aedes mosquito know the person got dengue a not.

 

[dark_aLLeY]

really is disgraceful.as if the aedes mosquito know the person got dengue a not.

As if ppl can siam the mosquito rike a boss!

 

[YouYongku]

dont forget this too


http://forums.hardwarezone.com.sg/eat-drink-man-woman-16/lol-know-your-mps-3217751.html

 

[Neon92]

All the major ones i can remember

 

[VoteWisely]

add 2 more quotes for lim sia suay and khaw