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Anyone got ideas?
Anyone got ideas?

The time-honoured way to hedge tail risks is to buy low-delta put options on whatever you're trying to hedge, whether that's stocks, bonds, commodities, whatever.
You're going to find that this is a money-losing strategy, though. There's no such thing as a free tail hedge; you have to pay for it somehow. And there's usually a systematic and significant cost for things that count as "tail risk hedges", whether that's SPX index puts, VIX calls, or even having a bond position to offset your stock position (because bonds tend to underperform stocks over the long term).
Everyone's favorite drunken Twitter uncle Nick Taleb knows this very well, he's blown up at least two hedge funds by systematically "hedging tail risk" all the way up in the face of two giant market rallies.
Think of it this way. If you want to chop off the left tail - the big, low-probability losses - of your returns, you have to pay for that somewhere. Either you pay for it upfront (through paying option premium), or you pay for it somewhere else (say, by giving up the big, low-probability gains as well as the losses; this is called a zero-cost-collar).
Nick is afraud?
Taleb's not a fraud, he's just a crank. He used to be a pretty legit options trading theorist, back in the days of Dynamic Hedging, and he's a useful voice of reason against the tide of stupid short-vol strategies (martingales, leveraged bonds, TARFs) that washes up every so often. But he's descended into picking fights with people on Twitter and bragging about how much he can deadlift.