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The sun had just risen, I bought a packet of soybean milk, 2 You Tiao for breakfast and Straits Times Newspaper, I skim thru the classified for jobs, being a BBFA, been jobless for a while, then one news advert caught my attention, “Needed one skilful driver for delivery, call 62xxxxxxxx”.
I dial the number with my well designed iPhone, someone pick up the call,
“Are you looking for a driver” I asked
“Yes, can come interview tomorrow?” Husky sound voice asked.
“Yes, watsapp me the address” I replied.
The next day, I walked into the factory, the smell of soya bean fragrance filled the whole place, I walked into the office and ask for the interviewer.
I saw an old man, ask me to take a seat.
“ Ok, did you saw our advertisement that we are actually looking for a skilful driver and not ordinary driver?” Old man asked
“Yes of course” I replied
“How to know you are skilful” the old man
“Last time people call me 明山” I replied
“What 明山“ the old man “Don’t talk cock with me, we needed someone skilful to deliver tofu… how to know if you are good”
“My surface name is 秋,秋明山,people used to call me 秋明山车神” I confidently replied to the extent of being cocky.
“I can drive with one hand, I often put a cup of water filled to the brim and not a drop will spill…”
“Are you sure? Show me “ so the old man brought me to the delivery van and a cup of water filled with water…
So, I took the driver seat and the old man took the passenger seat in between is a cup of water… I turned to the old man and ask him “ so where is the cap”
“What cap” he asked
“My cup of water has a cap, so the water won’t spill” …. I cried
I dial the number with my well designed iPhone, someone pick up the call,
“Are you looking for a driver” I asked
“Yes, can come interview tomorrow?” Husky sound voice asked.
“Yes, watsapp me the address” I replied.
The next day, I walked into the factory, the smell of soya bean fragrance filled the whole place, I walked into the office and ask for the interviewer.
I saw an old man, ask me to take a seat.
“ Ok, did you saw our advertisement that we are actually looking for a skilful driver and not ordinary driver?” Old man asked
“Yes of course” I replied
“How to know you are skilful” the old man
“Last time people call me 明山” I replied
“What 明山“ the old man “Don’t talk cock with me, we needed someone skilful to deliver tofu… how to know if you are good”
“My surface name is 秋,秋明山,people used to call me 秋明山车神” I confidently replied to the extent of being cocky.
“I can drive with one hand, I often put a cup of water filled to the brim and not a drop will spill…”
“Are you sure? Show me “ so the old man brought me to the delivery van and a cup of water filled with water…
So, I took the driver seat and the old man took the passenger seat in between is a cup of water… I turned to the old man and ask him “ so where is the cap”
“What cap” he asked
“My cup of water has a cap, so the water won’t spill” …. I cried