what is that? sorry to ask
He's making fun of you by asking you to go to the Eat-Drink-Man-Woman(EDMW) section instead of the Academic section. And he's not wrong.
If you are serious about taking a degree, do it properly. If you want an "easy, recognised, any degree", sorry to tell you, this is not the place to ask, because you wont find an answer here. In fact, I will put it bluntly for you that your question is a stupid one.
1) "Recognised"
Recognised by whom? By govt? Well govt only recognises NUS/NTU/SMU/SUTD/SIT/UniSIM.
And even then, doesnt mean its recognised by them means you will confirm plus chop get a job. Some grads from local universities end up jobless as well. The reverse is also true, there are some private uni grads that do end up in civil service, but just not as frequently.
Private sector? Its really up to them, there is no definite list of recognised universities. Even if you get a degree from NUS doesnt mean Google must hire you.
Even the mere mention of recognised universities is naive. There must be context. Ministry of Law only recognises law graduates from certain universities. Singapore Medical Council also only recognises certain medical schools. So what is your context?
2) "Easiest degree"
Easiest degree? Go download and print by yourself, overnight graduate. Easy means you dont really care what you learn, you just want a degree for degree sake, and if any degree will do, just print yourself.
3) "Any Degree and tenure."
Same point as above. You dont really care about what you learn or where you want to go or what you want to do.
Any degree? Online. Tenure? 5 mins. Recognised? By your family.
So you should ask yourself firstly, what is it that you actually want to learn or work as in the future? Once you find that out, look at which programs you can qualify yourself for. With no information, how do you expect people to give you advice? Want advice on which uni to go to? Oxford lor. Or Cambridge. See, without knowing your background or your context, how do we know how to advise you?