rich4747
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All this talk about which party is the best for Singapore, we all know that my new party will be the direction that Singapore will want to have.
Introducing the Singapore National Zenith Independent Party, running in 2020.
Policies and plans:
Invade Johor and constantly bombard Selangor (KL mainly). No let up until they give up Johor. Najib can kiss my ass.
Increase army to fit an expansionist ideology. Military might is right.
Remove useless ministries and stat boards i.e. NPTD, or whatever family council, don't need them. Less strain on the budget for useless ****y pandering.
Kick out useless FTs and start a compulsory training scheme for young Singaporeans – assess aptitude and assign job roles accordingly.
Women must serve National Service: Have babies from 15 – 29 age, and they are unable to vote unless they have at least 2 healthy children popped out.
And I will be named Supreme Chancellor General Admiral. There will be fair elections at the end of my first term of course, only that whoever votes for any other party will be shot.
the above is satire, in case you haven't realised
Introducing the Singapore National Zenith Independent Party, running in 2020.
Policies and plans:
Invade Johor and constantly bombard Selangor (KL mainly). No let up until they give up Johor. Najib can kiss my ass.
Increase army to fit an expansionist ideology. Military might is right.
Remove useless ministries and stat boards i.e. NPTD, or whatever family council, don't need them. Less strain on the budget for useless ****y pandering.
Kick out useless FTs and start a compulsory training scheme for young Singaporeans – assess aptitude and assign job roles accordingly.
Women must serve National Service: Have babies from 15 – 29 age, and they are unable to vote unless they have at least 2 healthy children popped out.
And I will be named Supreme Chancellor General Admiral. There will be fair elections at the end of my first term of course, only that whoever votes for any other party will be shot.
the above is satire, in case you haven't realised