Singles Thread 2023

[saltydog]

Morning 靚仔！ Hump hump is your speciality right!

Hump hump bump bump.

Bumper car.

7 early 8 early hump hump edi… tsk

 

[nom.nom]

7 early 8 early hump hump edi… tsk

Early morning cannot play bumper car meh? Cruise got leh.

But I think you are thinking about another hump hump la huh.

 

[saltydog]

Early morning cannot play bumper car meh? Cruise got leh.

But I think you are thinking about another hump hump la huh.

haiya… the cruise bumper car moi archerli huan to pway huan lo… rooks rike fun siol

 

[nom.nom]

haiya… the cruise bumper car moi archerli huan to pway huan lo… rooks rike fun siol

Ya I play twice bumping a certain group of people.

The way they look back I feel so song.

 

[saltydog]

Ya I play twice bumping a certain group of people.

The way they look back I feel so song.

fwah chiu sibeh idea… shldve done dat. from one end lut all the way to bump dem

 

[nom.nom]

fwah chiu sibeh idea… shldve done dat. from one end lut all the way to bump dem

some of them don't know how to drive properly anyway, keep stalling. so me is accelerate and bump! WOOHOO!

 

[saltydog]

some of them don't know how to drive properly anyway, keep stalling. so me is accelerate and bump! WOOHOO!

dey neh rage chiu ah??

 

[nom.nom]

dey neh rage chiu ah??

Because I gave a very apologetic expression. "Oh, sorry"

Got one family of them attempted to get their below 5 year old child in and made a scene anyway. Really is lineup and eat popcorns.

 

[saltydog]

Because I gave a very apologetic expression. "Oh, sorry"

Got one family of them attempted to get their below 5 year old child in and made a scene anyway. Really is lineup and eat popcorns.

problem sia dat certain grp… orwaes dem

 

[nom.nom]

problem sia dat certain grp… orwaes dem

entitled, as some would say.

 

[kleong]

moaning leng zai 歌神

when ah hia bring me go eat mee siam?

 

[kleong]

entitled, as some would say.

let them sneak the kid in. anything happen mai jjww can liao. but most likely is operator / staff tio for failing to enforce safety measures.

 

[nom.nom]

let them sneak the kid in. anything happen mai jjww can liao. but most likely is operator / staff tio for failing to enforce safety measures.

then the entire cruise have to turn back to SG. bo hua~

 

[kleong]

then the entire cruise have to turn back to SG. bo hua~

troublemakers.

 

[saltydog]

when ah hia bring me go eat mee siam?

wib hum or mai hum??

 

[kleong]

wib hum or mai hum??

your suggestion?

 

[saltydog]

your suggestion?

chiu rike the hums open or close huan??

 

[kleong]

chiu rike the hums open or close huan??

close when not opening to prevent bacteria going in. open when i want to jiak

 

[Aunt Dino]

Question for singles who date. Do u disclose your income to your date and at which pt. Or do u anyhow say fictional figure (higher or lower) and be accused of being a liar later?

If they ask, I'll disclose. But I'll also expect them to disclose. Of course say real one lah, what's the point of lying?

But usually asking about occupation is already enough for them to gauge.

Huh?

Nobody asked lao auntie me, this qns before leh.

But your dates know what you are working as right?

 

[saltydog]

close when not opening to prevent bacteria going in. open when i want to jiak

fri bling chiu go jiak. see wechat. dun let ex bro noe if notch he see we go jiak hums he sure follow