Got all sorts of people. Recent jokers on Carousell made me laugh with their new ways of negotiating on a "price firm" item:
Person 1 asked if my Seiko mod got sapphire. I clarified no. Started lecturing me about overvaluing my item cos he can get the base watch at $X. I asked him to mod himself then, and his response is "bro I don't intend to offend"..

Okayyy..
Person 2 asked if I could throw in the pictured NATO strap even though clearly stated no. Referred him to "price firm, non negotiable" and "If you are not agreeable to the price, please don't bother initiating a chat" lines. "But I try mar"..

Really gian png for $2 strap.