Wah lao... Got misunderstood...

[TheGreatJonathan]

Just now went to buy cai png for lunch. When I opened my mouth, "AUNTIE... WO YAO..."

I notice the people around me took a step away and close their nose.

So after ordering I went home then I exhale heavily and use my palm to put over my mouth and nose to check for bad breath. PUA PUB*R CAO... Smells like corpse and cat poop.

So I go find listerine in my cupboard... The yellow version one. The colour very off but sua la just want to get rid of the smell.

I pour a capful and pour it in my mouth. As soon as the liquid touch my tongue and the insides, I start tearing sia... really burning and stinging. But I must get rid of this bad breath so I force myself to swish the liquid and gargle for at least 45 seconds.

Every second feels worse... I keep tearing sia. I start punching my kitchen sink in agony as I tong.

Finally it is done I spit it out. I looked up in the mirror... My eyes all red sia and tearing very badly. Really hell. Then I bend over the sink for a while to let the stinging sensation go off.

My mama and papa just now heard the banging came to the kitchen. They quietly look at me as my eyes are all red. They came over and start patting my back and say, "son... it's ok... you will stand up again... we believe in you. mama and papa loves you."

I jitao smlj tio misunderstood... Then I also found out the listerine expired 3 years ago.

So I logged on to EDMW to seek words of advice and consolation about my misunderstanding.

 

[Cut_throat]

 

[Arshavin2015]

Not simple thread

 

[addict951]

I notice the people around me took a step away and close their nose.

How is this possible when everyone is masked?

 

[shortbirdlonghair]

Why the name jonathan

 

[Meteor84]

i must say.. i had the same experience with listerine. nice story though. enjoyed it.

 

[Atrina_Boy]

too long 屠龙.
can summarise ?

 

[X3no]

Listerine is bad coz of the burning feeling I think Colgate has a much nicer experience.

 

[howdeepisyourlove127]

where is the punchline? is this supposed to be funny?

 

[oddbasket]

There, there.. U cried, we know.. EDMW sayang OK?

 

[ricohflex]

Long fiction story.
TS must understand that the bad breath germs in his mouth overpowered the 3 years Expired Listerine.
Now must transport TS to Russia so he can puff bad breath into Putin face and kill him. Biological warfare.

 

[lowsesbbfa]

Just now went to buy cai png for lunch. When I opened my mouth, "AUNTIE... WO YAO..."

I notice the people around me took a step away and close their nose.

So after ordering I went home then I exhale heavily and use my palm to put over my mouth and nose to check for bad breath. PUA PUB*R CAO... Smells like corpse and cat poop.

So I go find listerine in my cupboard... The yellow version one. The colour very off but sua la just want to get rid of the smell.

I pour a capful and pour it in my mouth. As soon as the liquid touch my tongue and the insides, I start tearing sia... really burning and stinging. But I must get rid of this bad breath so I force myself to swish the liquid and gargle for at least 45 seconds.

Every second feels worse... I keep tearing sia. I start punching my kitchen sink in agony as I tong.

Finally it is done I spit it out. I looked up in the mirror... My eyes all red sia and tearing very badly. Really hell. Then I bend over the sink for a while to let the stinging sensation go off.

My mama and papa just now heard the banging came to the kitchen. They quietly look at me as my eyes are all red. They came over and start patting my back and say, "son... it's ok... you will stand up again... we believe in you. mama and papa loves you."

I jitao smlj tio misunderstood... Then I also found out the listerine expired 3 years ago.

So I logged on to EDMW to seek words of advice and consolation about my misunderstanding.

Didn't know JLBK parents are sho supportive...thought chiur papa titi hoot chiu one? @s-ghost any comments?

 

[amransan]

All my life I been using listerine well I find it so so only.

then last 2 years ago I tried this brand it cost abit more expensive BUT it really kill all the bad breath!

it’s called Therabreath Dentist Formulated fresh breath oral rinse

 

[Kiwi8]

csb csb

 

[Overture1928]

I hope your parents still love you if they read your stories.

'cause frankly, if I saw my son posting such low quality CSBs on a local forum, I'd drink pesticide

 

[tank_t]

Csb lah now wear mask liao how to not know bad breathe

 

[Ambergris]

Just now went to buy cai png for lunch. When I opened my mouth, "AUNTIE... WO YAO..."

I notice the people around me took a step away and close their nose.

So after ordering I went home then I exhale heavily and use my palm to put over my mouth and nose to check for bad breath. PUA PUB*R CAO... Smells like corpse and cat poop.

So I go find listerine in my cupboard... The yellow version one. The colour very off but sua la just want to get rid of the smell.

I pour a capful and pour it in my mouth. As soon as the liquid touch my tongue and the insides, I start tearing sia... really burning and stinging. But I must get rid of this bad breath so I force myself to swish the liquid and gargle for at least 45 seconds.

Every second feels worse... I keep tearing sia. I start punching my kitchen sink in agony as I tong.

Finally it is done I spit it out. I looked up in the mirror... My eyes all red sia and tearing very badly. Really hell. Then I bend over the sink for a while to let the stinging sensation go off.

My mama and papa just now heard the banging came to the kitchen. They quietly look at me as my eyes are all red. They came over and start patting my back and say, "son... it's ok... you will stand up again... we believe in you. mama and papa loves you."

I jitao smlj tio misunderstood... Then I also found out the listerine expired 3 years ago.

So I logged on to EDMW to seek words of advice and consolation about my misunderstanding.

There is no misunderstanding, you are self inflicting torture on yourself with expired Listerine.