Tinder, Okc, bumble, CMB, Tantan Apps for ONS/FWB - Part 1

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Sammychan said:
Wa how do I start. You make her feel good. You bring her senses to 'places'. You can make her feel like she needs sex. You make her feel romantic. You make her feel needy. Above all, girls like to date up. They all want THE PRIZE. They want something that very few people can get. They want you to break their code. They want you to go for it. They want you to pass their tests. If they agree to go out with you multiple times and especially to quiet places they are rooting for you. In short you have to turn them on. Once turned on it's passionate sex. Money cannot buy.
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huat a way to earn a charge for harassment...
 
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35 Funny and Dirty Pick-Up Lines for Tinder​

  1. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  2. Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
  3. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
  4. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I'm thirsty.
  5. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
  6. Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.
  7. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
  8. Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
  9. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
  10. Are you tired? Want to change that?
  11. I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
  12. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  13. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
  14. Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
  15. You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.
  16. I was told I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Could you help me?
  17. That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
  18. Do I have to sign for your package?
  19. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
  20. Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
  21. Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?
  22. It must be Christmas because I can’t wait to unwrap your package.
  23. Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
  24. Hold on, you've got something on your ass. . .my eyes.
  25. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?
  26. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
  27. I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
  28. Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.
  29. Did you just sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
  30. If I were a ballon, would you blow me?
  31. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
  32. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear I can see myself in your pants.
  33. I’m accepting applications if you want to apply—requirements include your phone number.
  34. Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
  35. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause you're a snack!
https://pairedlife.com/dating/35-Dirty-Pickup-Lines-for-Tinder
 
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下雨收衣服呀 said:

35 Funny and Dirty Pick-Up Lines for Tinder​

  1. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
  2. Baby, are you a lion? Because I can see you lion in my bed tonight.
  3. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight.
  4. Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I'm thirsty.
  5. I’m not a dentist, but I bet I could give you a filling.
  6. Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a large bone for you to examine.
  7. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight.
  8. Are you a light switch? Because you really turn me on.
  9. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
  10. Are you tired? Want to change that?
  11. I must be a beaver because I’m dying for your wood.
  12. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  13. I have 206 bones in my body. Want to give me another one?
  14. Please don’t let this get to your head, but do you want some?
  15. You look like an extremely hard worker and I have an opening that you can fill.
  16. I was told I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Could you help me?
  17. That sweater looks amazing on you. I bet I would too!
  18. Do I have to sign for your package?
  19. I was feeling very off today, but then you turned me on.
  20. Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
  21. Those look like quality pants; do you mind if I take them off?
  22. It must be Christmas because I can’t wait to unwrap your package.
  23. Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
  24. Hold on, you've got something on your ass. . .my eyes.
  25. I’m having trouble sleeping by myself, can you sleep with me?
  26. Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy.
  27. I seem to have lost my number. Can I have yours?
  28. Are you a washing machine? Because I want to put my dirty load in you.
  29. Did you just sit on a pile of sugar? Because you have a sweet ass.
  30. If I were a ballon, would you blow me?
  31. Do you have any room for an extra tongue in your mouth?
  32. Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I swear I can see myself in your pants.
  33. I’m accepting applications if you want to apply—requirements include your phone number.
  34. Wanna go on an ate with me? I'll give you the D later.
  35. Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? 'Cause you're a snack!
https://pairedlife.com/dating/35-Dirty-Pickup-Lines-for-Tinder
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only works if your profile picture ish andy lau or aaron kwok

otherwise you look like an incel
 
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now most are syndicates running .. they are the fakes scamming you for $...
now alot of ppl fear of the dating apps... dunno the person is real or not..
ever since the scam exploded ..here...
 
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tingsters said:
now most are syndicates running .. they are the fakes scamming you for $...
now alot of ppl fear of the dating apps... dunno the person is real or not..
ever since the scam exploded ..here...
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So easy. Those too good to be true profile pictures go ahead and swipe left. Do not transfer money.
 
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Sammychan said:
Wa how do I start. You make her feel good. You bring her senses to 'places'. You can make her feel like she needs sex. You make her feel romantic. You make her feel needy. Above all, girls like to date up. They all want THE PRIZE. They want something that very few people can get. They want you to break their code. They want you to go for it. They want you to pass their tests. If they agree to go out with you multiple times and especially to quiet places they are rooting for you. In short you have to turn them on. Once turned on it's passionate sex. Money cannot buy.
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They want so many thing. I just want one thing, to piak
 
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There was this one time I met up with a Dinobu. Disappointed sua. Treated her to dinner. When the bill came, she acted looking at her phone. Wahlao, at least act a bit want to go dutch mah. After that she hinted that we could catch a drink, you know what I mean. Cannot stand how to proceed further?!
 
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