how I remember the PAP MPs

[VoteWisely]

u forgot Mr.Dignity and 600k is peanuts

the 600k peanuts is the wife of GCT...not a PAP mp

 

[RSKeisuke]

crybaby

worthy of an oscar

 

[takagen]

nice one, support

 

[RSKeisuke]

got the flooding one?

 

[pale]

the 600k peanuts is the wife of GCT...not a PAP mp

close enough

 

[blacklotus]

this is the impressions i have of them...

Lee Hsien Loong
- mee siam mai hum
- chilli & onion to prevent rain

Tin Pei Ling
- kate spade
- i don't know what to say

Baey Yam Keng
- singaporeans should reflect whether they are acting like pigs to China ppl

Janil Puthucheary
- never do NS

Vikram Nair
- Nigeria scam
- drink "death water"

Lee Kuan Yew
- "REPENT"
- "I stand corrected"
- walk out when TPL giving her speech

Wong Kan Seng
- Mas Selemat

khaw Boon Wan
- $8 bypass surgery
- send old people to JB

K Shanmugam
- want to sue blogger, cannot find scroobal
- minister of foreign AFFAIR

Chan Chun Sing
- kee chiu

Goh Chok Tong
- TPL drag down my performance

Seng Han Tong
- tio beaten up, and then tio burn
- some SMRT ppl speak bad English because of their ethnicity

Vivian Balakrishna
- "Do you want to eat 3 meals in the Hawker Centre, Food Court or Restaurant?"
- Youth Olympics Expenditure Over Budget by 200%
- Flooding, Not Ponding.

Tharman Shanmugaratnam
- can buy flat with $1k salary

Lui Tuck Yew
- MRT breakdown

Penny Low
- use hp during national anthem

Lim Swee Sway
- cheaper better faster
- feel rich looking at the CPF

Mah Bow Tan
- new flats are affordable

Sitoh Yih Pin
- those nv vote for me, better cooperate

Lim Wee Kiak
- no high pay , no dignity

Added for Vivi.

 

[blacklotus]

crybaby

Crocodile Tears, imo.

 

[blacklotus]

got the flooding one?

New or Old? New is Vivi. Old I forgot liao...some Malay Minister I think.

 

[huhster]

remember to save it on a word document
incase this thread got thrashed or closed

 

[mybigcannon]

1k flat leh?

 

[RSKeisuke]

New or Old? New is Vivi. Old I forgot liao...some Malay Minister I think.

yakult iirc

 

[marbleslab]

LMAO at shanmugam
Minister of foreign affairs indeed

 

[mONK_87]

yakult iirc

ya how can we forget the once every 50years

 

[huhster]

how come i read the sitoh 1
is like threatening the residents

 

[VoteWisely]

ohh the Yaacob Ibrahim

add in liao

 

[sleepyhealer]

Seng Han thong

Malay and Indian staff are not as educated in English than the Chinese

Lily neo

A pap who really care about the poor chao peasants

 

[darrentsh]

Got one is man without portfolio!

 

[Meireles]

BAEY YAM KENG = FOOD MUSEUM in parliament over bread n butter issue.
SITOH = The more punch i throw, the more shiok i feel, expert fireman...
TSL = TSL x 3, like to shout his own name.
you know who = venomous, no amt of engineering can prevent xxx
General lanfang= xo carrot cake

 

[CPL_Raju]

For example, the price of chicken may be rising fast, but we can encourage Singaporeans to turn to alternative sources of protein, such as fish

Halimah Yacob

 

[panda_hippo]

crybaby

You forgot his comment saying that he is Jesus and sinkies are lepers.