how I remember the PAP MPs

[kopikid]

Opposition will form

and this this update the list LOL

 

[VoteWisely]

Alex yam added to the list

 

[Xerovix]

'White horse' classification......
the term was used to identify sons of influential persons to ensure such enlistees were not given preferential treatment.
- Cedric Foo

 

[wearefull]

well done !!

 

[Meireles]

"When a candidate goes campaigning, it is like stepping into the boxing ring. At the sound of the bell, ding ding, he steps forward to throw his punches. The more punches he throw, the more shiok he becomes." - Sitoh Yih Pin, MP for Potong Pasir (CNA 27 Nov 2011)

“The Singapore Food Museum could tell us why Hong Kong noodles did not originate from Hong Kong, why we cannot find Sing Chew Bee Hoon in Singapore, why our Hainanese chicken rice is different from that found in Hainan Island, and why Yu-Sheng is popular here but not in China.”- Baey Yam Keng

 

[yodatan]

ok pls rem to up this thread in 2016

 

[tronicle]

up for truth... GG SG

 

[iluvtiani]

ok pls rem to up this thread in 2016

it will be well forgotten and ppl will comprain as usual. it's a cycle to keep everyone repeating again ang again....

 

[SGman90]

still got one who say a bus full of terrorists?which mp is that?

 

[Tiongz]

still got one who say a bus full of terrorists?which mp is that?

That one is MP wannabe YPAP porlampa kia, not MP yet.

 

[TempUser]

pls add LHL: SORRY

 

[bwaysaibi]

fast forward to 2:11


biggest irony i ever seen in my 3 decades of existence

 

[testing1234]

this is the impressions i have of them...

Baey Yam Keng
- singaporeans should reflect whether they are acting like pigs to China ppl

Charles Chong
- Call Singaporeans "lesser mortals"

Chan Chun Sing
- kee chiu
- "you go to Peach Garden, you eat the S$10 XO Sauce chye tow kuay (fried carrot cake), you can be quite happy right? Because you are satisfied with the service and so on. On the other hand, you can go to a hawker centre, even if they charge you S$1.50, you might not want to eat it if the quality is not good.”
- general of lanfang republic

Goh Chok Tong
- TPL drag down my performance
- Found "steel" in tin pei ling

Halimah Yacob
- "For example, the price of chicken may be rising fast, but we can encourage Singaporeans to turn to alternative sources of protein, such as fish"

Janil Puthucheary
- never do NS

K Shanmugam
- want to sue blogger, cannot find scroobal
- minister of foreign AFFAIR

Khaw Boon Wan
- $8 bypass surgery
- send old people to JB

Lee Hsien Loong
- mee siam mai hum
- chilli & onion to prevent rain

Lee Kuan Yew
- "REPENT"
- "I stand corrected"
- walk out when TPL giving her speech
- no amount of engineering can prevent flooding.
- If he has to shoot 200000 students to save China from another 100 years of disorder, so be it.
- everybody knows he has a hatchet, and is waiting for you in the cul de sac

Lim Swee Sway
- cheaper better faster
- feel rich looking at the CPF
- Ask workers to "bite 3 bullets"
- opposition will form rojak govt

Lim Wee Kiak
- no high pay , no dignity

Penny Low
- use hp during national anthem

Lui Tuck Yew
- MRT breakdown
- Say oppositions = mushroom, PAP = tree

Mah Bow Tan
- new flats are affordable
- invent COE, ERP

Seng Han Tong
- tio beaten up, and then tio burn
- some SMRT ppl speak bad English because of their ethnicity

Sitoh Yih Pin
- those nv vote for me, better cooperate

Tharman Shanmugaratnam
- can buy flat with $1k salary

Tin Pei Ling
- kate spade
- i don't know what to say

Vikram Nair
- Nigeria scam
- drink "death water"
- "I am not PAP attack dog"

Vivian Balakrishna
- "Do you want to eat 3 meals in the Hawker Centre, Food Court or Restaurant?"
- Youth Olympics Expenditure Over Budget by 200%
- spend S$400k to rename Marina Bay to Marina Bay
- Youth Olympics Expenditure Over Budget by 200%
- Flooding, Not Ponding.

Wong Kan Seng
- Mas Selemat (either he still in singapore or he is not in singapore)

Yaacob Ibrahim
- Singapore flooding = once every 50 years event

Alex Yam
- scold his cck residents for not understanding the plight of the pinoy drummer

 

[icansing]

support..gt one banker say one dollar for one citizen is reasonable.who is tt joker?

 

[jabberwocker]

U missed out zoro lim sia suay's deaf frog story

 

[jabberwocker]

Oh ya, u also missed out pinky lee's "what to do? It has happened..." On msk.

 

[begintoend]

I remember lhl
The husband of Ho Ching

 

[VoteWisely]

khaw self-pwn added

 

[huhster]

support..gt one banker say one dollar for one citizen is reasonable.who is tt joker?

i think its Gan Thiam Poh making that comment

 

[narcrollt]

To counter the negative image of PAP MPs

I remember:

MP Vikram Nair as a solid speaker and a great debator that exposed holes in WP's speeches.

MP Tin Pei Ling as a young lady with a heart serving the grassroots for the past 7 years.

Finance Minister Tharman Shanmugaratnam as a charismatic speaker that also praised Giam and WP on their views on productivity and said that a strong opposition is good for the country.

Khaw Boon Wan as the person who stood firm and guided the country through the SARS crisis and a devout Buddhist.

Lee Kuan Yew as our founding father.