Marvel aims small for ANT MAN

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deltaforce9 said:
Lol. I was expecting a real review. What the hell was i thinking... this is edmw... This review... 'O' level cannot pass man...

Review for Titanic.

Jack is a poor smelly boy who go on this big big boat. Then he meet this rich girl called rose. Jack is a good artist. He draw rose. Then the boat banged the big iceberg and sink. Many people die. Jack and rose found a floating door. But the door was too small for 2 people. So jack tell rose to climb on the door. The water was very cold and Jack froze to death. After many years, rose went back to the ocean on another boat and throw her necklace into the sea. The end.

10/10
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Review for ant man.

Big guy wear red suit became small guy. Yellow suit guy bully red guy. Yellow guy ya ya papaya. Red guy shrink his kkj to sub atomic size and ******* pew inside Yellow guy. Red guy won and gets the girl.... Hmmmm..... Nope. The girl still divorced the red guy.

9.5/10 (will give a 10 if got more suit action)

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RockaRolla said:
the asian girl that appears as hostess then switched to sitting on a bench in a park?

her name is anna akana, a youtuber

damn chio wif makeup, but alittle meh wifout
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Same can be said for all girls, all depend on make up!!
 
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Life lessons from the movie ant man:

A dog sized ant is not a pet. Feeding one with your hand is a very bad idea.

GCPs are everywhere, including in movies. Suck it up guys.

Superhero dies poor. Rich millionaire gets poor superhero to do his bidding.

Superhero is just a glorified bangala construction worker. He's being employed for his muscles.

Delusional yellow suit guy is often mistaken for real life alpha male.

Last but not least, $$$$$$ talks.

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