Singles Thread 2023

[kleong]

How do u know i not 姓陳

你就是老夫子里的陈小姐

 

[saltydog]

我也要契媽. 不想努力了。契爺也可以

契家婆kym??

 

[nom.nom]

我也要契媽. 不想努力了。契爺也可以

別像你師傅那樣 亂亂認乾爹

 

[kleong]

契家婆kym??

Will i be 契家佬? Mlml. Will kena scolding, beating and in public kena rip off clothings one

 

[kleong]

別像你師傅那樣 亂亂認乾爹

生为徒弟的我，有样学样。相信师父不会教我坏东西的

 

[nom.nom]

生为徒弟的我，有样学样。相信师父不会教我坏东西的

還好我沒傻到認回去。

生活一往如常

我只有一個乾女兒喔，而且是姓周的！

 

[nom.nom]

Let's switch topics, let angbaos be something of bygones.

Singles, attached, married and kanpo, what's the scariest question you would ever face or run away with during CNY?

 

[saiyan2005]

Let's switch topics, let angbaos be something of bygones.

Singles, attached, married and kanpo, what's the scariest question you would ever face or run away with during CNY?

When gonna have gf and why don't have etc

 

[nom.nom]

When gonna have gf and why don't have etc

People really ask that meh?

 

[saiyan2005]

People really ask that meh?

Just guessing haha

 

[Vegitto]

Back home liao.
I'm so tired

 

[nom.nom]

Back home liao.
I'm so tired

Go sleep and don’t think of anything! Staying up late will only make you think deeper of things

 

[Wstc333]

Let's switch topics, let angbaos be something of bygones.

Singles, attached, married and kanpo, what's the scariest question you would ever face or run away with during CNY?

Nothing scary la. Ask also no need answer or just answer its none of your biz.

Btw i wont forget abt the ang pow

 

[saiyan2005]

Back home liao.
I'm so tired

Have a good rest

 

[Encouragesome1]

I dunno. Is it choose wrong or the one they choose is not wat they think?

I think only 5~1% is right one from beginning

95~99% is perspiration , endurance and endless perseverance till that one you chose and you become e right one for each other

 

[Encouragesome1]

Let's switch topics, let angbaos be something of bygones.

Singles, attached, married and kanpo, what's the scariest question you would ever face or run away with during CNY?

When I was small e scariest one was those 1/2-1 hr taxi rides which I ll erherm at the taxi and need 2-3 plastic carriers to standby my carsickness .. the taxi uncles 9 times more scared than me

Another scare was going to toilet and toads or big big lizards come in and join you at night at my uncle s house
——
when I was a teen , scariest one was why you so thin or why this year so fat or why ur hair like big bush ?
——
When I m old Liao , zero fear Liao .. cos they alr scared me enuf .. all e questions I alr answered them alr .. I gift back the questions they also don know how to answer or help me ..

why u eat so little ? / so fat or why so skinny
ans: “u all also eat v little , I following suit la , I usually Jiak 30-50% more at my own house de now I need to be more polite cos others also need to Jiak mah “

Ans: (fat or thin)thank u thank u, I gained/ giamed bui successfully I wip niah

Eg when u d ever marry a?
Ans: “the one no like me back, u have potential ppl want share me is it ? Ok share me lor.. wise cute kind not bad human can alr ,
Give me the name , hobbies , age , their phone number tmr lor. When I meet them I bring u go eat with them also ya“

They mostly quickly change topic hahahaha

I alws try to cook some stories for them to hv some joke to laugh abt

 

[Spike]

Nothing scary la. Ask also no need answer or just answer its none of your biz.

Btw i wont forget abt the ang pow

Diao people liao, still dare to ask for hong bao. Not a simple guai lan.

 

[Wstc333]

Diao people liao, still dare to ask for hong bao. Not a simple guai lan.

Chiu got comprehension problem. Moi where got diao him. Moi is saying those cny people who kpo ask this ask that
But the last sentence is correct. Not a simple guailan

 

[Spike]

When I was small e scariest one was those 1/2-1 hr taxi rides which I ll erherm at the taxi and need 2-3 plastic carriers to standby my carsickness .. the taxi uncles 9 times more scared than me

Another scare was going to toilet and toads or big big lizards come in and join you at night at my uncle s house
——
when I was a teen , scariest one was why you so thin or why this year so fat or why ur hair like big bush ?
——
When I m old Liao , zero fear Liao .. cos they alr scared me enuf .. all e questions I alr answered them alr .. I gift back the questions they also don know how to answer or help me ..

why u eat so little ? / so fat or why so skinny
ans: “u all also eat v little , I following suit la , I usually Jiak 30-50% more at my own house de now I need to be more polite cos others also need to Jiak mah “

Ans: (fat or thin)thank u thank u, I gained/ giamed bui successfully I wip niah

Eg when u d ever marry a?
Ans: “the one no like me back, u have potential ppl want share me is it ? Ok share me lor.. wise cute kind not bad human can alr ,
Give me the name , hobbies , age , their phone number tmr lor. When I meet them I bring u go eat with them also ya“

They mostly quickly change topic hahahaha

I alws try to cook some stories for them to hv some joke to laugh abt

Sometimes silence is the best response..

Smile, and stay silent.

 

[cleffa3000]

When gonna have gf and why don't have etc

Most of the time i just go to the mahjong table to siam the qns after eating