Singles Thread 2023

[nom.nom]

I love salmon but very expensive to eat often

Not as expensive as cod

 

[Wstc333]

我就不相信我放一瓶啤酒在你前面你不會開來喝

i see mood de lor

 

[nom.nom]

gers usually thinner mah

Don’t become a 稻草人. Eat more!

 

[nom.nom]

i see mood de lor

不喝我喝了喔。

*pry open. *clack! *sssssssss

 

[Wstc333]

My best is pangrilled salmon. The skin crispy one

i love salmon but oni sashimi style

 

[nom.nom]

i love salmon but oni sashimi style

I’ll destroy your plate of sashimi by using it to grill.

 

[Wstc333]

不喝我喝了喔。

*pry open. *clack! *sssssssss

hai sound effect leh

 

[Wstc333]

I’ll destroy your plate of sashimi by using it to grill.

i will grill u first before u get to moi sashimi

 

[nom.nom]

hai sound effect leh

You want ASMR version?

 

[nom.nom]

i will grill u first before u get to moi sashimi

I don’t know how you will carry me to a grill and set me on fire.



oh wait, sounds wrong.

 

[Wstc333]

You want ASMR version?

of u eating db?

 

[nom.nom]

of u eating db?

Of a can of beer opening.

大便大便， 你滿腦子都是

 

[saiyan2005]

Not as expensive as cod

Haha still cannot buy everyday

 

[nom.nom]

Haha still cannot buy everyday

When Carrie was baby, I order Salmon every week

my wallet cried with every order from supplier

 

[nom.nom]

Dinner is served! Very pink and hot!

 

[saiyan2005]

When Carrie was baby, I order Salmon every week

my wallet cried with every order from supplier

For your own children is ok one haha

 

[saltydog]

Dinner is served! Very pink and hot!

moi lub pink n hot too

 

[Wstc333]

moi lub pink n hot too

Moi tot chiu lub rainbow colors

 

[saltydog]

Moi tot chiu lub rainbow colors

mlmlwml… moi dun rike blue waffles

 

[nom.nom]

mlmlwml… moi dun rike blue waffles

Wtf is blue waffles?