Wow, I can't even be bothered to read all the posts.
My only conclusion is that all the successful people I have met in life would never be sitting around in a forum arguing with people and challenging them to show their watch collection. Either they are busy with more productive things, or they don't need this e-penis comparison to justify their existence - they already know what they stand for.
Yes, I am not successful, but I am trying to not spend too much time engaging with unsuccessful people. At the same time, I would like to urge all the people here to stop entertaining this siao kia. Borrowing the urinal analogy for one last time - if someone comes into the toilet and shouts WA MY DICK DAMN BIG LA COME LOOK EH YOU ALL COME AND SHOW ME WHO GOT BIGGER DICK, what do you do? I sure as hell ain't gonna entertain him!
note: this is also independent of whether he really has the biggest dong in the world, or something microscopic
Last post on the matter.