how I remember the PAP MPs

[siloti]

George Yeo,

kway tiao, hot and nice..

George Yeo is also famous for "sorry must also explain" in Gomez saga........... i lost faith in such animal who tarnishes the religion (i am ashamed i shared the same faith) - TOTALLY NO GRACE NOR FORGIVING.

 

[trashtalker]

For example, the price of chicken may be rising fast, but we can encourage Singaporeans to turn to alternative sources of protein, such as fish

Halimah Yacob

Kind of remind me of the French Revolution, where the royalties ask their servant why the commoners are so angry with them..

"because they have no bread to eat..."

"well, they can eat cakes instead, there's plenty around here..."

"... -__-...."


*this dialogue was shamelessly paraphrased but you get the idea#

 

[veryhungryboy]

Tin Pei Ling speech = toilet break

 

[blu_black]

LKY
-If he has to shoot 200000 students to save China from another 100 years of disorder, so be it.
-everybody knows he has a hatchet, and is waiting for you in the cul de sac


chan chun sing
- general of lan fang republic.
- he nvr buys the wrong insurgence, so as to avoid liao lui.

 

[VoteWisely]

Fwah so many

Got time i add

 

[CanIsayNo]

charles chong - lesser mortals!

 

[arcturuz]

 

[panda_hippo]

 

[VoteWisely]

updated........

 

[giggss]

Nice thread! Woof

 

[blade1982]

a thread for reference...

 

[slowstatic]

.... This is hilarious

 

[TempUser]

this is the impressions i have of them...

Baey Yam Keng
- singaporeans should reflect whether they are acting like pigs to China ppl

Charles Chong
- Call Singaporeans "lesser mortals"

Chan Chun Sing
- kee chiu
- "you go to Peach Garden, you eat the S$10 XO Sauce chye tow kuay (fried carrot cake), you can be quite happy right? Because you are satisfied with the service and so on. On the other hand, you can go to a hawker centre, even if they charge you S$1.50, you might not want to eat it if the quality is not good.”
- general of lanfang republic

Goh Chok Tong
- TPL drag down my performance
- Found "steel" in tin pei ling

Halimah Yacob
- "For example, the price of chicken may be rising fast, but we can encourage Singaporeans to turn to alternative sources of protein, such as fish"

Janil Puthucheary
- never do NS

K Shanmugam
- want to sue blogger, cannot find scroobal
- minister of foreign AFFAIR

Khaw Boon Wan
- $8 bypass surgery
- send old people to JB

Lee Hsien Loong
- mee siam mai hum
- chilli & onion to prevent rain

Lee Kuan Yew
- "REPENT"
- "I stand corrected"
- walk out when TPL giving her speech
- no amount of engineering can prevent flooding.
- If he has to shoot 200000 students to save China from another 100 years of disorder, so be it.
- everybody knows he has a hatchet, and is waiting for you in the cul de sac

ADDED The spurs are not stucked into the hide video:

Lim Swee Sway
- cheaper better faster
- feel rich looking at the CPF
- Ask workers to "bite 3 bullets"

Lim Wee Kiak
- no high pay , no dignity

Penny Low
- use hp during national anthem

Lui Tuck Yew
- MRT breakdown
- Say oppositions = mushroom, PAP = tree

Mah Bow Tan
- new flats are affordable
- invent COE, ERP

Seng Han Tong
- tio beaten up, and then tio burn
- some SMRT ppl speak bad English because of their ethnicity

Sitoh Yih Pin
- those nv vote for me, better cooperate

Tharman Shanmugaratnam
- can buy flat with $1k salary

Tin Pei Ling
- kate spade
- i don't know what to say

Vikram Nair
- Nigeria scam
- drink "death water"
- "I am not PAP attack dog"

Vivian Balakrishna
- "Do you want to eat 3 meals in the Hawker Centre, Food Court or Restaurant?"
- Youth Olympics Expenditure Over Budget by 200%
- spend S$400k to rename Marina Bay to Marina Bay
- Youth Olympics Expenditure Over Budget by 200%
- Flooding, Not Ponding.

Wong Kan Seng
- Mas Selemat (either he still in singapore or he is not in singapore)

Yaacob Ibrahim
- Singapore flooding = once every 50 years event

added video~~

 

[heeroy]

is charles chong the one who say why singaporeans complain so much about waiting for the bus, because people in india have to wait half hour and they don't complain.

 

[ctstalin]

wat about retrenchment is good for sinkapore?

 

[leonhartz]

For example, the price of chicken may be rising fast, but we can encourage Singaporeans to turn to alternative sources of protein, such as fish

Halimah Yacob

isn't fish more expensive than chicken generally?

 

[kimurra]

looks like pap ppl really like to self-pwn themselves

 

[emahnic]

How can Singapore grow strong with this group of leaders. They must learn to let go for the good of Singapore. PAP era is over soon.

 

[dark_aLLeY]

isn't fish more expensive than chicken generally?

Fish is "seasonal"... poor catch = HIGH PRICE.

 

[prezioso]

got 1 minister or mp ask us old stay in old folk in jb one is siang eh?