eh~ this time share a bit of kansai dialect, which is known as 関西弁 (kansai ben).
[intro extract from wikipedia]
Kansai-ben (Japanese: 関西弁, -ben "dialect") is a distinct group of related Japanese dialects found in the Kansai region of Japan. They are typified by the speech of Osaka, which is referred to specifically as Osaka-ben. It is characterized as being both more melodic and more "harsh" by speakers of the standard language.
Technically Kansai-ben is not a single dialect, but a group of related dialects of the region. Each major city represents a particular dialect with thousands of years of history. Thus there are specific dialects such as Kyoto-ben, Kobe-ben, Nara-ben, Wakayama-ben, etc. Since Osaka is the largest city of the region, and since its speakers have gained the most media exposure in the last century, non-Kansai-ben Japanese speakers may associate the dialect of Osaka with the entire Kansai region. Most people outside of the Kansai region equate Osaka-ben with Kansai-ben in general, mostly due to the former's extensive media exposure. Thus anyone habitually saying akan or honma to a Tokyoite is invariably going to be labelled as a Kansai-ben speaker and probably an Osaka-jin whether they are from Osaka or not. This may grate on the nerves of a few speakers of non-Osakan Kansai dialects, but no particular effort is underway to correct the misassumption.
Since Kansai-ben is the most common atypical dialect of Japanese, it has become a favorite with Japanese authors, manga and anime artists, and the like as the choice for representing a somewhat "different" character from the norm. The use of Kansai-ben is closely associated with comedy throughout most of non-Kansai Japan. This is due both to the prevalence of comedians from Osaka in Japanese media as compared to people from other cities and regions, and to the willingness of Osaka comedians to use their own dialect while on stage.
Because of this association, speakers of Kansai-ben are often viewed as being more humorous or more witty than the average Tokyoite. Tokyo people even occasionally imitate Kansai-ben to provoke laughter or inject humor into a situation.
Kansai-ben is strongly associated with Manzai and comedy in general. Some believe this is because Yoshimoto Kogyo, one of the country's main comedy television production companies, is based in Osaka, and thus Kansai comedians are better promoted.
Historically, nearly every village in the Kansai area had a style of speech which differed somewhat from its neighbors; it was once possible for well-travelled people to identify the particular area from which a speaker came. Due to the increasing influence of the Tokyo and Kanto dialects over the last four hundred years, the intraregional differences have been declining across all of Kansai. However, citizens of each major city and prefecture still take some pride in their particular dialectical variations, and this has preserved a number of differences between each area in the region.
The primary dialects of Kansai-ben can be roughly divided into cities. There is Osaka-ben, the most famous and well known. Following it are Kyoto-ben, known for its indirectness and politeness, and Kobe-ben known for its -tō/-ton verb conjugation. Others include Nara-ben, Wakayama-ben, Shiga-ben, Mie-ben, and Hyogo-ben.
and my saturday, sunday & monday input:
あかん (akan)
---> means "not allowed" or "cannot"
standard japanese would be "だめ" (dame)
アホ (aho)
---> means fool, stupid / foolish
standard japanese would be "バカ" (baka)
めっちゃ (meccha)
---> means "very"
standard japanese would be "とても" (totemo)