Some more bo liao stories before I need to leave the house for work.
Why storeroom bare HEPAs + fasteners might be a good idea esp for lower income families.
"Ah lao, outsai v blur leh, kids oso coughing...why ah?"
"Ok, I check NEA dot gov dot sg. Ok lah, Peesai onli 120, I read forum and MOH websai saying 200 then kancheong, 安 lah".
"But ah boy ah girl coughing leh..."
"安 lah, if Peesai over 200 then say".
PSI esp PM2.5 raw concentration spikes for certain regions in Singapore.
"Ah Lao!! Now not only blur, I insai house also can smell leh!!!".
*checks NEA.gov.sg PSI page*
"Wah lao, yesterday only 120 leh....nebermind, I heard qoo10 people say got $99 cheep cheep stock" Hey, Audiohouse ah, I got reservist buddy working there...I call him fast fast get one".
*Rings* "Siao eh.....your Zharp A28 HEPA got stock anot, no need good one, cheap can liao".
"Brudder, nice to hear from you man! But solly, Sharp A28 3 days ago sold out liao leh....you know lah, Singaporeans very kiasu esp for cheap goods".
"Ok ok....nebermind, limpeh just won Group 2 Toto lah. But pleez don't tell my bor, I buying air purifier for kids lah, they sao until buay lin chu coz of stupid smoke from Indoland lah. Limpeh go buy best of the best".
*Runs to BEST and tries to buy Honeywell or Blueair*
"Boss, which is the best of the best? Limpeh got marney, my kids sao lah...haze outsai jialuck".
Sorry boss, Honeywell and Blueair all sold out, anyway we don't keep much stocks of these big ticket items.